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flubadiblam
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Yeah toothpaste on the bell usually clears it right up :ahee:
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Because clearly you're not a man until you've dipped your penis into a bottle of champers.
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...never get Original Source Mint near your penis, as it will sting at first, then feel like you dipped it in a chilled bottle of champagne...
No Original Source Mint is ok... it's the Black Mint XXX one from them that will rip your scrote off... like for rizzle, I bought it once, used it once, now I only use it during foreplay
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Do your friends discuss what putting your penis in alcohols feel like? Oooh vodka gives a more intense feeling!
not my friend no, but his friend. He's not a fan of vodka though, thats how he got the name snake-eyeball-paul
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How would you get this on your penis??
























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I've done it before.... quite enjoy the tingle actually!
Agreed
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Man, menthol shampoo is the best lube in the shower.
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wear a condom while taking a shower:cool:
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Believe me. Certain shower gels (etc.) and the male genitalia don't mix particulary well. An incident with Lynx about 4-5 years ago still has me shuddering.
i ahvent used Lynx on my body since i used its underarm spray and got chemical burns from it in both armpits
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(Original post by bestofyou)
not my friend no, but his friend. He's not a fan of vodka though, thats how he got the name snake-eyeball-paul
Oh your friend? Does your brother's sister's auntie's brother's nephew do this too?
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(Original post by bestofyou)
...never get Original Source Mint near your penis, as it will sting at first, then feel like you dipped it in a chilled bottle of champagne...
Lol, I used original source mint the other day, it doesn't sting it's just a really, really cold sensation
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Oh your friend? Does your brother's sister's auntie's brother's nephew do this too?
Well I can't speak for all my cousins when I say this, but I'll certainly speak for me and go with a no, with a tinge of yes. Or maybe a yes with a tinge of no...you can decide.
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Believe me it must feel a heck of a lot better than rubbing Bombay Mix on it. :yes:
It does not feel good
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I had the mint conditioner but it stung my ears and head and everything - chucked it away.
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Most shower gels are going to sting if they get up your japs eye...

...on the other hand, dipping your manhandle into champers wouldn't actually sting that badly (as long as it isn't cheap **** that has been artificially carbonated)
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Heh. I almost thought this was going to be some Daily Mail fanatic saying 'Don't take showers, they give you cancer!!1!!!1one!!1!'

Bearing that in mind, I found this even more amusing than I originally would have
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The neck of a Chamnagne bottle is very small...
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(Original post by Jake22)
Most shower gels are going to sting if they get up your japs eye...

...on the other hand, dipping your manhandle into champers wouldn't actually sting that badly (as long as it isn't cheap **** that has been artificially carbonated)
no, it doesn't sting. Just very cold...so I hear
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(Original post by bestofyou)
...never get Original Source Mint near your penis, as it will sting at first, then feel like you dipped it in a chilled bottle of champagne...
this makes me want to try it, because it doesnt sound very unpleasant.
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