So, you enter heaven... Watch

OhUmDan?
Badges: 2
Rep:
?
#21
Report 7 years ago
#21
(Original post by rex.t.zephron)
Yeah and he would say to you " I am not the Messiah, I am just a very naughty boy "
Errmmm, I don't think so
0
reply
flubadiblam
Badges: 1
Rep:
?
#22
Report 7 years ago
#22
(Original post by sollythewise)
there is no time in heaven.
Is there not? so its like a casino? :confused:
0
reply
Mask Of Sanity
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#23
Report 7 years ago
#23
(Original post by Lewroll)
I imagine heaven would be quite boring. You probably wont be able to watch any violent or sexy films or play any violent or sexy games. There wont be any boxing or wrestling. No drama. No Jeremy Kyle show or angry riots. Just everyone dancing around all day with milk and honey and singing to god. Whereas hell is probably sexy and bloody and violent and exciting
Although it's amusing to think of hell that way, I doubt it'd be painful in a kinky way. I'm pretty sure it'd be full on painful if certain descriptions from Abrahamic religions follow suit. Heaven on the other hand... Sex is sacred so I guess that'd be there. And violence? Perhaps it'd be there in the masses, adrenaline rushes aplenty, yet nobody would ever get hurt or just come out of the scenarios fine so no long term damage. Something like that.
0
reply
Mask Of Sanity
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#24
Report 7 years ago
#24
(Original post by flubadiblam)
Is there not? so its like a casino? :confused:
Yes. Except you win every ****ing time. :sexface:
0
reply
rex.t.zephron
Badges: 0
Rep:
?
#25
Report 7 years ago
#25
(Original post by OhUmDan?)
Errmmm, I don't think so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16...eature=related
0
reply
Lewroll
Badges: 11
Rep:
?
#26
Report 7 years ago
#26
(Original post by Mask Of Sanity)
Although it's amusing to think of hell that way, I doubt it'd be painful in a kinky way. I'm pretty sure it'd be full on painful if certain descriptions from Abrahamic religions follow suit. Heaven on the other hand... Sex is sacred so I guess that'd be there. And violence? Perhaps it'd be there in the masses, adrenaline rushes aplenty, yet nobody would ever get hurt or just come out of the scenarios fine so no long term damage. Something like that.
If heaven and hell do exist I doubt they will be anything like how the Abrahamic religions say they are. Seems a bit far fetched.
0
reply
OhUmDan?
Badges: 2
Rep:
?
#27
Report 7 years ago
#27
Loooll Ohhh! I didn't know what you meant I was thinking 'Oh um okay??' Lolll
0
reply
sollythewise
Badges: 1
Rep:
?
#28
Report 7 years ago
#28
(Original post by flubadiblam)
Is there not? so its like a casino? :confused:
time is one of the dimensions of the physical universe. heaven is spiritual, not physical.
0
reply
Mask Of Sanity
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#29
Report 7 years ago
#29
(Original post by Lewroll)
If heaven and hell do exist I doubt they will be anything like how the Abrahamic religions say they are. Seems a bit far fetched.
Heaven's a nice thought. If it exists, all the better.
0
reply
User182034
Badges: 12
Rep:
?
#30
Report 7 years ago
#30
When I first read the thread title I thought it said 'So, you've entered heaven' and I thought :eek3: what if I'm reading this from in heaven? What if they have TSR in heaven????

In my idea of heaven you can still feel, I'd like to meet up with those I've lost in the past. I'd also like to speak to loads of people, from well known people to unknown people...learn about different cultures I didn't get to see. Things like that.
0
reply
ilyking
Badges: 0
Rep:
?
#31
Report 7 years ago
#31
it's meant to be indescribable so you can't bring worldly things into it or even think what it is like because it is beyond your understanding.
0
reply
SchadenfreudeDude
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#32
Report 7 years ago
#32
You know what would suck?

If there were different levels of heaven, and you get into the lowest one.

Pfft. Those snobby high level heaveners...
0
reply
AlexoEx0
Badges: 0
Rep:
?
#33
Report Thread starter 7 years ago
#33
(Original post by sollythewise)
time is one of the dimensions of the physical universe. heaven is spiritual, not physical.
As another poster put it:

but if heaven is eternal then there must be time.
0
reply
ilyking
Badges: 0
Rep:
?
#34
Report 7 years ago
#34
(Original post by AlexoEx0)
As another poster put it:

but if heaven is eternal then there must be time.
heaven physics:

eternity= \frac{1}{0}

If and only if this statement is true, time does not exist within the constraints of Heaven.
0
reply
AlexoEx0
Badges: 0
Rep:
?
#35
Report Thread starter 7 years ago
#35
(Original post by ilyking)
heaven physics:

eternity= \frac{1}{0}

If and only if this statement is true, time does not exist within the constraints of Heaven.
Woah woah woah, I would reframe from using the word "physics" when the subject at hand is heaven. :/
0
reply
Tsukuyomi
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#36
Report 7 years ago
#36
Ill get my swag on, in case God is actually a female and if she is, she must be core fineeeeeeee. Afterall she is a goddess
0
reply
IPlayThePiccolo
Badges: 15
Rep:
?
#37
Report 7 years ago
#37
I think you find all your family and friends that have already passed on... Or maybe it will be like in the Lovely Bones. Or maybe it will be like in Genesis and we basically just spend our time with eachother and walking with God somewhere beautiful.
0
reply
Cicerao
Badges: 14
Rep:
?
#38
Report 7 years ago
#38
Spend the days chillin' with my bf and Jesus and have a whole lot of fun running around outside, swimming, playing games, talking to people. I'm not really an outdoors person right now, but Heaven'd be too beautiful to resist.
0
reply
Cicerao
Badges: 14
Rep:
?
#39
Report 7 years ago
#39
(Original post by Mask Of Sanity)
Although it's amusing to think of hell that way, I doubt it'd be painful in a kinky way. I'm pretty sure it'd be full on painful if certain descriptions from Abrahamic religions follow suit. Heaven on the other hand... Sex is sacred so I guess that'd be there. And violence? Perhaps it'd be there in the masses, adrenaline rushes aplenty, yet nobody would ever get hurt or just come out of the scenarios fine so no long term damage. Something like that.
Great post, remind to rep. I think Heaven would be exciting. You could do anything you ever wanted to but were too scared to. Like you could bungee jump and not think you're going to smash to the ground and die or whatever, heh. :]
0
reply
username461215
Badges: 11
Rep:
?
#40
Report 7 years ago
#40
COD
0
reply
X

Quick Reply

Attached files
Write a reply...
Reply
new posts
Latest
My Feed

See more of what you like on
The Student Room

You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

Personalise

Have you registered to vote?

Yes! (377)
37.48%
No - but I will (76)
7.55%
No - I don't want to (71)
7.06%
No - I can't vote (<18, not in UK, etc) (482)
47.91%

Watched Threads

View All