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Spontaneous, usually during revision sessions.
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Usually spontaneous
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(Original post by BrummieBoy93)
I always have a wank before bed because everyone's asleep so I can turn the volume up a bit louder than I can in the day. I'll also try to squeeze one in when I'm home-alone, again, because I can have the volume up and I'm without the fear of being walked in on so I can relax and enjoy the wank more. These are what I'd class as my routine wanks.

However, sometimes if revision is getting a bit dull, I'll have one to procrastinate. This applies to when bordom sets in too, so these wanks are spontaneous.

It really depends on the nature and purpose of the wank.
This made me laugh :')
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i do it when i can - i live with my missus and her friend in a two bed flat so not much free space and its no where near as often as id like
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(Original post by yituool)
Everyday at 15.30. When the local school finishes.
I didnt even read what you put, i just love your sig.
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(Original post by Gallabay)
I didnt even read what you put, i just love your sig.
That's all *****es ever want me for.
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(Original post by yituool)
Everyday at 15.30. When the local school finishes.
I totally pos repped you cus of your sig...
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All day, every day.
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(Original post by DLJ)
I totally pos repped you cus of your sig...
Totally not because you also enjoy masturbating whilst watching the school children walk by.
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(Original post by yituool)
Totally not because you also enjoy masturbating whilst watching the school children walk by.
:ninja: Nooooooooo...
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Would it be classed as routine to do it whenever I know my mum is going out? Like if she's going out in a few minutes, I'll start psyching myself up to have one.

By psyching myself up, I totally mean pulling it out from my sock, that takes ages, cuz it's so damn big.

But on a more serious note, even seeing the word "masturbation" has made me feel like having one, so I'm guessing it's a mix of both routine and spontaneous.

Though in all honesty, it's not spontaneous, because I'm constantly wanting one, and being spontaneous involves "occurring without premeditation", and boy, do I premeditate about it ALOT
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