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    Let me take a look...
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    Dunk them in a bucket of ice? Might send them shooting back into you though...
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    Grow some balls and man up.

    See what I did there :awesome:
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    The only action you can take: REVENGE
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    (Original post by Left Hand Drive)
    Aye, so you negged me for it

    I gave you advice make an emergency appointment at the docotors GAWD!
    I know you did, genuinely wasn't me that negged you sorry :P
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    (Original post by Crazy Lady!!!)
    Let me take a look...
    Hmmm it isn't the appearance of them that bothers me, you might have to give them a feel to understand my issue
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    (Original post by Jpr)
    Hmmm it isn't the appearance of them that bothers me, you might have to give them a feel to understand my issue
    Fair enough. I could just feel the area, cos you know I'm a trained... Erm... Testicle analyser... Um yeah :nod:
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    (Original post by Left Hand Drive)
    To the doctors tomorrow emergency appointment..

    I had my balls handled by a doctor once, its not too bad.


    Yeah. I had the option of either a male or female nurse playing with me.


    Hardest decision of my life.



























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    (Original post by concubine)
    Yeah. I had the option of either a male or female nurse playing with me.

    Hardest decision of my life.
    I can imagine :teehee:
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    Think I might just head down to the hell hole which is in fact my local A&E
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    (Original post by Jpr)
    Think I might just head down to the hell hole which is in fact my local A&E
    I've told you man, get yourself round mine and I'll check it out
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    Strike back with VENGEANCE
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    (Original post by Jpr)
    Had a paintball hit me square in the left testicle 2-3 hours ago. Just got home and checked it out there is a small bruise on the scrotum and my left testicle has swollen to double it's size and has become very very tough.

    I am in constant pain, what should I do?

    Do I just need to wait it out or is there a risk of further damage?

    Any advice appreciated...
    if this was me I would be at the hospital like a shot. Testicles are things you don't mess around with.
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    (Original post by angrydanmarin)
    Shoot the other one, now you have really big balls.

    Winwin
    Or just put your balls in the microwave

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    I suggest you go to the doctor immediately. It could just be a temporary thing, and may go away. Or it could be serious; something similar happened to this guy: (by the way I don't want to scare you, just telling you that it could be serious as well, so just go to the doctor, just to be safe)

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...illion-op.html
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    Roll on the floor writhing in pain for a few hours, then go to the doctor.
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    I can't help you sadly.

    I once did this to my mate however, I laughed so hard I had to go have a little lie down afterwards
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    (Original post by concubine)
    Yeah. I had the option of either a male or female nurse playing with me.


    Hardest decision of my life.



























    I didnt get that option...
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    Dont worry mate, ive been playing paintball for ages. Loads of people get hit in the nuts, one guy bled, and ive been told one guy was carried away on a strecher. Never actually been hit there myself (thank god :P) but never heard of any permenant damage either.
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    (Original post by SnoochToTheBooch)
    if this was me I would be at the hospital like a shot. Testicles are things you don't mess around with.
    Considering the male teenage population of this forum I would think testicles here definitely do get messed around with. Often.
 
 
 
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