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(Original post by Happy-Turtle)



tell me, has anyone with a moustache offered you to be their bff?

no i didn't think so, because clearly you do not respect people with moustaches.

now please leave this thread.


Sorry but unless you know me, you really can't judge who I do and don't have respect for, and hey people with moustaches have my respect.
It's not my problem that you seem disgruntle over something I said with no disrespect, you took what I said to offense but asking for a best friend over the Internet does seem needy, in my view. You either respect my view or dont.
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Sorry but unless you know me, you really can't judge who I do and don't have respect for, and hey people with moustaches have my respect.
It's not my problem that you seem disgruntle over something I said with no disrespect, you took what I said to offense but asking for a best friend over the Internet does seem needy, in my view. You either respect my view or dont.
tl;dr
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(Original post by Safiya122)
Sorry but unless you know me, you really can't judge who I do and don't have respect for, and hey people with moustaches have my respect.
It's not my problem that you seem disgruntle over something I said with no disrespect, you took what I said to offense but asking for a best friend over the Internet does seem needy, in my view. You either respect my view or dont.
You are obviously wasting your time with logic. This thread defies common sense. She probably looks like one of the mario brothers. Never mind
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I understand.
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You are obviously wasting your time with logic. This thread defies common sense. She probably looks like one of the mario brothers. Never mind
how do you know if i'm NOT one of the mario brothers? :cool:
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(Original post by Happy-Turtle)
how do you know if i'm NOT one of the mario brothers? :cool:
haha that would be a very interesting twist in this thread =D
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NAME (OR WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED): tooosh

AGE (THE AGE YOU ARE FEELING!): somewhere between 5 and 26

WHY YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD BFF: because hair face touch

ANY EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MOUSTACHES?: I get one when I don't shave. Beat that. I also used to run a moustache brothel.
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(Original post by tooosh)
NAME (OR WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED): tooosh

AGE (THE AGE YOU ARE FEELING!): somewhere between 5 and 26

WHY YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD BFF: because hair face touch

ANY EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MOUSTACHES?: I get one when I don't shave. Beat that. I also used to run a moustache brothel.

i like the reason you gave me, so you can be my bff


10 spaces remaining, again for people that can't math
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(Original post by Happy-Turtle)
i like the reason you gave me, so you can be my bff


10 spaces remaining, again for people that can't math
Aw yeah.
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(Original post by Happy-Turtle)
do you?


benefits include:

- looking at my amazing moustache and a tutorial on how i keep it looking so 'reem'
- engaging in conversations regarding the importance of moustaches
- learning new facts about moustaches

cons:

-NONE AT ALL, SO BE MY BFF!


To be my bff, you need to fill out this application:


NAME (OR WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED):

AGE (THE AGE YOU ARE FEELING!):

WHY YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD BFF:

ANY EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MOUSTACHES?




HURRY, LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE! (AROUND 12)
Okay.

Name: God
Age: 13.6 Billion yrs (approx)
Reason: I am all knowing, all seeing and made pretty much everything.

Yes, I made moustaches. So yeah, know a fair bit if i say so meself.
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pick me pick me!
i lived in germany the land of the moustache!
what you really need is a tash like this:

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and preferably a hat to go with it!
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ooh i'll be your bff!
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(Original post by pi=3)
Okay.

Name: God
Age: 13.6 Billion yrs (approx)
Reason: I am all knowing, all seeing and made pretty much everything.

Yes, I made moustaches. So yeah, know a fair bit if i say so meself.
Isn't it meant to be 14.6 billion years??
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NAME (OR WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED): supercalifragilisticexpialidocio us

AGE (THE AGE YOU ARE FEELING!): 589

WHY YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD BFF: I will stroke your moustache everyday

ANY EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE MOUSTACHES?: Nope just you
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Are we allowed to have a moustache to?
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(Original post by pi=3)
Okay.

Name: God
Age: 13.6 Billion yrs (approx)
Reason: I am all knowing, all seeing and made pretty much everything.

Yes, I made moustaches. So yeah, know a fair bit if i say so meself.
hmmm, intriguing...

i'll think about it Mr.God; i'll get back to you within a year or two.


(Original post by littlemissmidget123)
pick me pick me!
i lived in germany the land of the moustache!
what you really need is a tash like this:

Name:  091002_beard.jpg
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Size:  33.4 KB

and preferably a hat to go with it!
but what happens if my moustache is better than that?
is it like dividing by 0?

and i own an array of hats, suitable for every occasion; i possibly could not name all of the hats i have. my favourite hat is my trustworthy top hat, who i have named wallace.

(Original post by punkski)
ooh i'll be your bff!
so fill out the application
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Are we allowed to have a moustache to?

yes, then we can be super mega bff's!!!1!one!eleven!!!1111
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yes, then we can be super mega bff's!!!1!one!eleven!!!1111
What if my moustache looks better than yours.Will you get jealous and stop being my friend?
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What if my moustache looks better than yours.Will you get jealous and stop being my friend?
because it's illegal to murder you, i'd just shave it off and feed it to you in your sleep
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You do not meet the requirements to be my best friend, sorry :sadnod:
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