Hey! Don't worry your results really aren't that bad - I didn't do politics AS this year but I heard it was really hard. Your post has actually reminded me of my mock exams this year (I got my AS results last week too and got 5 As but the full marks in Russian was a fluke!). Anyway I was lying awake in bed revising motivations for Crusaders to go to the Holy Land and, amazingly, I felt so horny all of a sudden! I was wondering what I should do - like you did! - so I slid my hand down my boxers and felt around, as you do. I didn't know what to do with what was quite quickly becoming an erection the size of which I'd rarely achieved before - a (very!) solid eight-and-a-half inch goliath! I then decided that the best course of action would be to find someone, anyone, nearby who could help me relieve my torment. So, I knocked on my neighbour's door, only to find one half of the middle-aged gay couple that happened to move in whilst I was on holiday in the Bahamas! Such was my need, alas, that I thought anything was fair game and proceeded to tell them my situation. They were naturally obliging and offered to help me out. Now, I don't know if you know what a 'spit roast' is, but I formed the centre of this particular one, which involved Derek taking care of my bottom and Philip filling in my mouth. Of course, up until this point I was always suspicious of the idea of homosexuality - not quite homophobia, more a casual dislike - but after seven and a half minutes of 'ragging', at which moment they coincidentally released their loads into my packed orifices, I had something of an epiphany. 'What should I do?', I wondered. Well, after brushing my teeth and having a very thorough bath, I came to the conclusion that I simply loved willies. And I haven't looked back since.