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    Wow - the 'I've lost a sense of humour thread' is here.

    The Irish, English, Scottish jokes have been around for ages. Lets not start getting politically correct about this one. I'm sure it was intended with good feeling, not a deliberate attack on Ireland.
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    Bird Flu has reached America :eek:
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    (Original post by need_money)
    Bird Flu has reached America :eek:
    :laugh: PMSL
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    I'm Irish, and that joke didnt offend me at all. Anyone who got offended by that seriously needs to get a life.
    Here, I'll add another! What do you do when an irishman throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back!

    Ooh, very offensive stuff there! :rolleyes:

    EDIT: btw, the cartoon and photo were hilarious
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    How about this one - three men talking about making love.

    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
    > > girl-a- friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
    > > She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
    making
    ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen
    > > Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12
    inches
    > > above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    > > The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me
    > > bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob
    on
    > > da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

    Boom, boom!
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    That is a terrible joke. (The OP one I mean).

    The above is funny. XD
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    (Original post by yawn)
    How about this one - three men talking about making love.

    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
    > > girl-a- friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
    > > She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
    making
    ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen
    > > Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12
    inches
    > > above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    > > The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me
    > > bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob
    on
    > > da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

    Boom, boom!

    :hahaha: :adore:
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    What do you call an Irishman with a car on his head?

    Jack.
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    (Original post by yawn)
    How about this one - three men talking about making love.

    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
    > > girl-a- friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
    > > She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
    making
    ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen
    > > Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12
    inches
    > > above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    > > The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me
    > > bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob
    on
    > > da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

    Boom, boom!


    ROOOFL That's brilliant !
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    (Original post by yawn)
    How about this one - three men talking about making love.

    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
    > > girl-a- friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
    > > She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
    making
    ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen
    > > Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12
    inches
    > > above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    > > The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me
    > > bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob
    on
    > > da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

    Boom, boom!
    AHAHAHA =)) Liked it :adore:
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    http://img106.imageshack.us/my.php?image=38752uo.jpg

    It was bound to happen
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    (Original post by ~*~ Tammy ~*~)
    ^o) ^o) not funny......
    Oh come on it was well funny
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    (Original post by teh_samby)
    I am ashamed at how long it took me to understand that picture...*smacks forehead* It's the night after the morning after the night before...yeah.

    I don't get it either right now. mind you, I am a little out of it right now (ill wise, not high wise, lol)
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    Jesus, some people here need to relax a bit! PC has been taken a little too far virtually everywhere now, we are stooping to a new low if we cant even tell jokes.......
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    If a jokes racist i still find it funny, but then again im a harsh person
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    (Original post by Higgy)
    Oh come on it was well funny
    errrr no....we Irish get the piss taken far too much and the generalisation of all Irish are drunken *******s - its just rippin the joke out of it and making it an insult. Make jokes all you want like, but guess what the OP wasn't funny in the slightest.

    (Original post by Spiral Architect)
    In light of recent events the Irish have issued a solution to bird flu. They have decided to bomb Turkey, the Canary Islands and McVities Penguin factory.
    thts funny...and fun!
    but on a serious note...the only ways you cn catch birdflu is either by coming in contact with its poo (i.e it getting inside ur body)...unlikely or eating uncooked bird...so a simple answer...A) STOP EATING POO! ...and b)either stop eating bird or cook it better!...
    how thick r these scientists!:confused:
    sammie!
    xx
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    (Original post by TrentEnd)
    So do you find 'Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman' jokes offensive? A joke's a joke...and there's a big difference in Irish jokes and plain racism

    to be fair the joke was one of the worse things i've ever read ever, actually annoyed that i wasted my time reading it
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    (Original post by ~*~ Tammy ~*~)
    errrr no....we Irish get the piss taken far too much and the generalisation of all Irish are drunken *******s - its just rippin the joke out of it and making it an insult. Make jokes all you want like, but guess what the OP wasn't funny in the slightest.
    if you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at though... I thought the OP was hilarious.

    OOh OOh... I have got a (very poor) Englishman, irishman, scottishman joke that I'm going to tell you all anyway...

    An Englishman, Irishman and Scottishman were stranded in the desert. The Englishman finds a bottle lying in the sands and picks it up, a genie flies out of it and looks down upon the men. "You have released me from my prison, so I will grant you each one wish". The Englishman goes first, he thinks for a bit, and says "I'm gonna die out here unless i get to safety, and for that I'll need water, so I'll have a gallon of water please".
    "Fine", says the genie, and a gallon of water appears beside the Englishman, who starts walking.
    The Scottishman thinks for a bit... "A-HA!", he says, "I'll have TWO gallons of water. That way I'll be sure to get farther than the Englishman".
    "Sure thing", says the genie and the Scottishman gets two gallons of water, and he starts walking too. Finally, the Irishman thinks for a while, and eventually says to the genie, "Can I have a car door please"
    "Er.. fine", says the genie, who gives him a car door, and then disappears.

    So the Irishman is walking along with his car door in the desert, and after a while he finds the Englishman dead, with an empty bottle of water beside him. Later on, he finds the Scottishman dead too, with his water bottle also empty.

    Eventually, the Irishman gets to the nearest town, where a reporter is waiting to interview him about how he managed to survive the desert. "It was easy", he says, "all I had to when I got too hot was wind the car window down"...
    don't neg rep me for the bad joke... it isn't mine
 
 
 
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