Cows: what's up with them? Watch
And whats the deal with airplane food?
[/poor 90's style observational "comedy"]
I mean, like, what's the deal with stamps? They only make the letter like slightly bigger and like slightly heavier, so the postman has more to like carry around...and it uses more petrol...and stuff. Unless the van is diesel. Van Diesel. Geddit. Harhar.
They're fun to tip over...or so I've heard.
Whats the deal with bad jokes?
Noel: What's the deal with that?
[AUDIENCE: LAUGH AND APPLAUD]
Tipping flies seems to be all the rage nowadays. It's like all over the news and everything. Like, harhar.
This is like every single Jerry Seinfeld act ever, right?
No, that was because he was Jewish.
Why the hell are you picking on cows? What a cheap shot.
Beef. And Methane.
Tofu is a better cow than most cows. Feed Tofu more grass.