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Cows: what's up with them? watch

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    yeah lol that's exactly what i meant. i was just having a bit of a senior mooment thats all :rolleyes:
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    And whats the deal with airplane food?
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    And whats the deal with airplane food?
    What's the deal with athlete's foot? I mean, you don't even have to be an athlete to get it!

    [/poor 90's style observational "comedy"]
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    I mean, like, what's the deal with stamps? They only make the letter like slightly bigger and like slightly heavier, so the postman has more to like carry around...and it uses more petrol...and stuff. Unless the van is diesel. Van Diesel. Geddit. Harhar.

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    They're fun to tip over...or so I've heard.
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    (Original post by τequιıasunrıse)
    I mean, like, what's the deal with stamps? They only make the letter like slightly bigger and like slightly heavier, so the postman has more to like carry around...and it uses more petrol...and stuff. Unless the van is diesel. Van Diesel. Geddit. Harhar.

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    Whats the deal with bad jokes?
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    In Soviet Russia cows question you
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    (Original post by Aeris)
    They're fun to tip over...or so I've heard.
    Tipping flies seems to be all the rage nowadays. It's like all over the news and everything. Like, harhar.
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    (Original post by MR_JR)
    Whats the deal with bad jokes?
    Noel: Deal or no deal?
    Contestant: Deal
    Noel: What's the deal with that?
    [AUDIENCE: LAUGH AND APPLAUD]
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    (Original post by τequιıasunrıse)
    Tipping flies seems to be all the rage nowadays. It's like all over the news and everything. Like, harhar.
    Creepy.
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    This is like every single Jerry Seinfeld act ever, right?
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    This is like every single Jerry Seinfeld act ever, right?
    Thats why he was vesectomised when he was 2 years old. They could see the sh*t comic tendancy's developing from an early age
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    No, that was because he was Jewish.
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    (Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
    No, that was because he was Jewish.
    Oh, I always get those two mixed up
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    Why the hell are you picking on cows? What a cheap shot.
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    (Original post by dismal_laundry)
    Why the hell are you picking on cows? What a cheap shot.
    what have they given back to society?

    Beef. And Methane.

    Tofu is a better cow than most cows. Feed Tofu more grass.
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    Milk, cream, butter, and cheese. Also yoghurt
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    Actually, I think Martians give less to society.
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    ^o) :yawn:
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    Cows are cool dudes. Even cooler than sheep.
 
 
 
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