Pineapple or Mango? Watch

Poll: Mango or Pineapple
Pineapple (24)
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Mango (36)
54.55%
Oooohhh a poll!!!! (3)
4.55%
Im cold (3)
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at least lara
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(Original post by Elements)
Lol, OK then. This is from someone who told it first on TSR mind you- I just can't remember who as I copied and pasted this:p: :

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."


lmao. ahh. .
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Pineapple with custard mmmm.
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Pineapple. Mmmmm. *goes to get some pineapple*
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Mangaroo
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Magarooo!!!
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Mango
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Riiiight, odd poll.
Speaking of, I voted 'oooh a poll'
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Pineapple
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Sri Lanka has the best pineapples in the world You gotta have some:cool:
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pineapple
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mango
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(Original post by mockelinho)
mango
Traitorous fiend.
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Mango. Pineapples are ok for taste but they hurt the corners of my mouth
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Mango. Pineapples are ok for taste but they hurt the corners of my mouth
You're meant to cut the big green thing off first
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Neither! I used to love mangoes but suddenly got sick of them :p:. And pineapples make my tongue itch.
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Mango= yellow, sloppy, squishy, sweet, sticky, flavourful mess... just the way I like it! :suith:
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Definately pinnaple, mango smells disgusting and gives me a headache
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Mmm pineapple :suith:
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I love both!!!
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mangos taste of soap, therefore it must be pineapple
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Mango. But Pineapple is amazing too.
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