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    (Original post by nhdb13)
    And Life Of Brian better still.
    Hell yes *worships*
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    (Original post by naelse)
    really? does that mean that ema does too? cos she told me she couldn't give me children
    Oh I can *give* you a child, I just need to take a trip to the local playground and pick one up. Anytime...

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    Oh how easy it is for you girls to state such things.
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    So what is a sperm bank?
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    Yes sperm is sacred. I always think it's a shame when it misses the face and heads for the pillow/bedsheets instead
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    (Original post by red_roadkill)
    Yes sperm is sacred. I always think it's a shame when it misses the face and heads for the pillow/bedsheets instead
    I know . God bless them...
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    that was just nasty!!! but true! lol
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    (Original post by Fleff)
    What happens to the millions that fail for every one that succeeds from each ejaculation?
    Are they martyred?
    do they get the 72 virgins then?
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    "Every Sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood..."

    They had to film that in Manchester, apparently, as Bolton wasn't grubby enough- according to Michael Palin!
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    (Original post by visesh)
    do they get the 72 virgins then?
    bindun :p:
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    (Original post by LiverSwings)
    bindun :p:
    *Bin-Laden(?)
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    *Bin-Laden(?)


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    ****ing hell, beaten to it by that ********.

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    (Original post by visesh)
    ****ing hell, beaten to it by that ********.

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    Chalk it down to a 'premature ejaculation'.
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    (Original post by LiverSwings)
    http://www.thebricktestament.com/gen...n/gn38_09.html

    proof!!
    The one with acne looks female:confused:
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    (Original post by visesh)
    ****ing hell, beaten to it by that ********.

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    :hmmm:
 
 
 
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