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    This thread has really made me smile, do you guys know what also makes me smile...?

    Facial muscles
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    what do you call a sikh on a tightrope?

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    balansingh
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    Hey guys, What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

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    Someone who points out the obvious
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    What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking?

    She hit the roof.
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    (Original post by Sum Gai)
    This thread has really made me smile, do you guys know what also makes me smile...?

    Facial muscles
    Talk about anti-joke chicken.

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    What do you call a dinosaur with an expandable vocabulary?

    A thesaurus

    *barum bum booosh*
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    I was standing on a scaffolding when a young Asian girl went to walk under my ladder.

    "Stop there!" I shouted, "Don't you know it's bad luck to walk under a ladder?"

    "I don't believe in that," she said as she proceeded to walk under it, "I'm Muslim."

    "That's a shame," I replied, as I dropped a concrete block on her head.
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    (Original post by Willbean)
    I was standing on a scaffolding when a young Asian girl went to walk under my ladder.

    "Stop there!" I shouted, "Don't you know it's bad luck to walk under a ladder?"

    "I don't believe in that," she said as she proceeded to walk under it, "I'm Muslim."

    "That's a shame," I replied, as I dropped a concrete block on her head.

    Uh oh
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    (Original post by Captain Jack.)
    Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

    I'm Captain Jack and I've been your hosts ladies and gents!

    This is so poor. I mean if you make a cheesy joke, get it spot on please.
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    I'm about to rewrite History.

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