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    We drove around to four different shops this morning to try and find easter eggs. Nada.
    We did find a small packet of mini eggs in spar and got a 6 pack of cherry fanta and some maoams from something called 'Heron Foods'
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    I got 3 of those selectors from Hotel Chocolat, far superior to some easter egg with Nestle/Cadbury stuff in.

    Got some Thorntons stuff from my Dad too (advantage of separated parents).

    Finally girlfriend got me a selection of stuff..

    2x Green & Blacks 100g bars
    1x Aero mint 100g bar
    1x Dairy milk bubbly 100g bar
    2x 155g bag of crispy M&M
    1x CHOK A BLOK selection box 150g

    nom nom nom...
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    Thought I hadn't gotten one easter egg this year, but then my dear mother surprised me with one this morning
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    (Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel)
    I am now contemplating Easter Sunday without any eggs.

    They have some eggs on the table ready for when their fave son comes round with his gf, but obviously I am not good enough to get an egg.

    Idiots. This will have consequences.
    What! Don't tell me it isn't the Easter bunny who brings the eggs- I have already been disappointed by the Tooth Fairy. Mon dieu, next you will be telling me Father Crimbo doesn't bring the pressies
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    You still have your own eggs
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    (Original post by squeakysquirrel)
    What! Don't tell me it isn't the Easter bunny who brings the eggs- I have already been disappointed by the Tooth Fairy. Mon dieu, next you will be telling me Father Crimbo doesn't bring the pressies
    Yep, parents put the presents under your Christmas tree! I found out that when pulled Santa's Clause beard :unimpressed:
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    (Original post by letitia)
    We drove around to four different shops this morning to try and find easter eggs. Nada.
    We did find a small packet of mini eggs in spar and got a 6 pack of cherry fanta and some maoams from something called 'Heron Foods'
    Heron Foods is awesome!
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    (Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel)
    Owned.
    I'd say you've been owned. Really.
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    #firstworldproblems
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    This is why

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    (Original post by kka25)
    Go buy a chicken; have sex with it, and get your own eggs; literally.
    Is that what you did? :mmm:


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    Meanwhile in Africa...
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    Go Iceland there like a pound
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    Is that what you did? :mmm:


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    My penis can't fit the chicken's vagina.
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    We always wait till the shops open again and get ALL THE EGGS on sale
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    (Original post by kka25)
    Go buy a chicken; have sex with it, and get your own eggs; literally.
    :sexface:

    And you are a primary school teacher? :mmm:
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    But seriously if your 50 your probs old enough to be a grandad go get some eggs for your kids yh, before complaining about your own parents. Seriously it's because of this your calling them idiots? Your a right grumpy old fagg**
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    (Original post by kka25)
    My penis can't fit the chicken's vagina.
    Oh, I'm sorry to hear that


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    (Original post by kka25)
    My penis can't fit the chicken's vagina.
    Seriously, you are a primary school teacher? :rofl:
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    :sexface:

    And you are a primary school teacher? :mmm:
    owh poopy. you know I'm naughty when I'm with you :perv:
 
 
 
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