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    (Original post by CreedofMaurus)
    My god as a newcomer I am frightened of what TSR brings....:-o
    If you think this is bad, leave now. It only gets worse.....

    Incidentally... teeth. I can have false ones later, right?
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    I don't think I love money enough to do this.
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    I'm not a girl, but the thought of being penetrated by a jackhammer made me wince
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    Kicked in the teeth for £100k because I'd quite like a set of veneers.

    I'd still get kicked in the teeth for £0 if it meant I'd get a set of veneers at no cost.

    Wait, I'd even go further to say that I'd still get kicked in the teeth, even if I had to pay half towards the veneers.

    edit; I'd still get kicked in the teeth if I got £0 and had to pay for all dental costs. **** getting kicked in the balls!
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    Get kicked in the teeth. It would cost £2-5k to 'fix' the teeth (and make them nicer than they were before).

    I'd still have £90k+ left over
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    I've replaced the jackhammer option. Just to make it fairer on the ladies.

    Also, see this link.
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    definitely the traffic cone :') then use some of the 100k to surgically restore my vaginal flaps


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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    For men:
    Get kicked in the balls
    OR
    Get kicked straight in the teeth
    (The kick will be a solid one. Full power. You will be forced to smile if you choose to get kicked in the teeth.)

    For women:

    Get penetrated with a traffic cone
    OR
    Get kicked straight in the teeth
    (As above, the kick will be solid, full force and you will be smiling at the moment of impact if you chose the teeth.)

    EDITED: Replaced jackhammer with a traffic cone to make it less extreme
    Wow I didn't know that "micro-debating" meant spamming the board with ridiculous questions was ok.
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    I've replaced the jackhammer option. Just to make it fairer on the ladies.

    Also, see this link.
    Read the link - according to the comments, not a real story.
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    I don't want my teeth getting damaged...how MUCH of the traffic cone are we talking? The tip?


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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    I don't want my teeth getting damaged...how MUCH of the traffic cone are we talking? The tip?


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    I like where this is going.
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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    I like where this is going.
    Rofl...why? Its not like I'm poised above a traffic cone right now.


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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    Rofl...why? Its not like I'm poised above a traffic cone right now.


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    But you're entertaining the idea? :sexface:
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    I don't want my teeth getting damaged...how MUCH of the traffic cone are we talking? The tip?


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    On the scale of a tooth pick to dennis rodman?
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    Balls. It's less likely to cause long-lasting damage I reckon, and you can hide it easier.

    I bit into a stone in a bread roll recently, far more painful than getting hit by a cricket bowl.
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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    But you're entertaining the idea? :sexface:
    Maybe I am. :sexface: I only take cash. :pierre:


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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    Maybe I am. :sexface: I only take cash. :pierre:


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    Brb, off to a cashpoint.
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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    Brb, off to a cashpoint.
    If only you really were. :rolleyes:


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    (Original post by DarkWhite)
    Balls. It's less likely to cause long-lasting damage I reckon, and you can hide it easier.

    I bit into a stone in a bread roll recently, far more painful than getting hit by a cricket bowl.
    Whoever made you that sandwich must hate you
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    If only you really were. :rolleyes:


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    I guess living in Essex has rubbed off on you.
 
 
 
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