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    (Original post by Steezy)
    So.... every girl that talks to me wants my ****???

    WHY DID NOONE TELL ME THIS SOONER?!?!?!

    Time to get BUSY!!!
    What would you have done without me, ay?
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    (Original post by SEB83)
    1. She touches you. Varies degrees on how badly she wants the d. The longer the duration of touching, the more she wants the d.

    2. She'll look at you and draw her face into the direction of a kiss

    3. Talk ridiculous to probe how bad she wants the D. i.e. What are you thoughts about spreading nutella on your bum and me licking it off.

    4. Gauge jealousy. When your hanging out, and another girl passes by chat her up for several minutes. IF she leaves that means she wants it, but you'll need to pursue her for abit and be sweet. If she sits there all moody, then you can start escorting her to your dorm.

    5. Include interaction at night. Like late night phone calls etc.

    6. The fast method. Slap her ass when she stands up. If she giggles your in. If shes pissed move on.
    Haha, not bad.. maybe leave the Nutella on the shelf mind
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    When she puts an x on an end of message/text than you know she want the D.... I am not joking seriously. Its true.
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    (Original post by Vibenation)
    When she puts an x on an end of message/text than you know she want the D.... I am not joking seriously. Its true.
    C'mon dude, everyone puts kisses on their texts these days.
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    Man, she's cheating if she wants your dissertation.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    C'mon dude, everyone puts kisses on their texts these days.
    Yeah, I know every girl does it means they all want the D.... seriously I mean it.
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    A girl who wants the D usually gets that grade in mocks. She won't strive for a B or even a C. She is content with a D. Will that D get her into university? Maybe. Only time will tell.
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    (Original post by Vibenation)
    Yeah, I know every girl does it means they all want the D.... seriously I mean it.
    Slightly worrying if that's true. That means a girl I've been friends with since I was about 6 and is now married... my best mate's fiancee... my mum... my sister... my aunties... my nan... all wanna bang me? Doesn't seem right somehow
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    If when she sings the alphabet song she says C and then skips to E. Clearly, she's missing the 'D' :sexface:
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    With some male friends who I'm good friends with but wouldnt think of "in that way" get kisses on the end of their texts, but I certainly don't want the D from them. It's just fluffy-wuffy friendship love. From me anyway.
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    (Original post by HopefulMidwife)
    What would
    you have done without me, ay?
    He probably wouldn't have committed incest. :yes:
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    (Original post by This Excellency)
    He probably wouldn't have committed incest. :yes:
    LOL huh? :confused:
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    (Original post by HopefulMidwife)
    LOL huh?
    :confused:
    You said that she wants the D if, 'she talks to you.' If OP has sisters and/or female family members, that means they too want the 'D'. That's incest :yep:
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    (Original post by This Excellency)
    You said that she wants the D if, 'she talks to you.' If OP has sisters and/or female family members, that means they too want the 'D'. That's incest :yep:
    Haha, good thing it was a joke.
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    The more intelligent girls these days want not just a D but BBC
 
 
 
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