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    If anyone has seen the posters for match.com at train stations, they might remember one which says something like ...

    "We had talked before hand so everything was set. My only question was what shoes are right for a pub date?"

    OP's version would be:

    "We had talked before hand so everything was set. My only question was do I masturbate before our date?"
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    Hahahahaha
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    Surely your sexual desires return in less than a day...? :s

    To be honest, I don't think it would make much of a difference - if you want to crack one, do so, and if you aren't in the mood, then don't.
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    I think a definite tactical bash is in order here.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Is it a big deal? Is it going to affect how I am tomorrow?
    I just reached a point where I was a goner and felt so ashamed
    Clearly she will be able to tell, and walk away with saying a word.

    In all seriousness, grow up. No fap is bull****.
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    Having thought about it, I'd say don't masturbate. When you're horny, you're a lot more persuasive, sharper with words, and from my own experience, more talkative.
    That's nonsensical confirmation bias. Many would argue the exact opposite; you're calmer having masturbated, you seem less like a horny teenage boy and more like an adult who is in control.

    No Fap is bull**** anyway
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    (Original post by AlexandrTheGreat)
    That's nonsensical confirmation bias. Many would argue the exact opposite; you're calmer having masturbated, you seem less like a horny teenage boy and more like an adult who is in control.

    No Fap is bull**** anyway
    Have you tried it?
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    Have you tried it?
    I don't masturbate most of the time.
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    (Original post by AlexandrTheGreat)
    I don't masturbate most of the time.
    I see. Even if it's only a placebo effect, NoFap has benefits for loads of people - it's not complete BS. For me, I felt more powerful and commanding because of my incredible self-control and willpower.
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    (Original post by RichyFrench)
    I see. Even if it's only a placebo effect, NoFap has benefits for loads of people - it's not complete BS. For me, I felt more powerful and commanding because of my incredible self-control and willpower.
    Seems like a fool's errand to me.

    I don't masturbate because I'm in a relationship so seeing my boyfriend two or three times a week is enough for me.

    Also, I don't know about other people but I can't really afford to walk around with a boner all day, so cumming at least every couple of days is kind of a necessity.

    Also, the nonsense about "Oh it makes you more witty, more articulate, more attractive" is just that. Nonsense.

    And there are better ways to demonstrate self-control. Also, self-reported benefits are entirely anecdotal.
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    Right everyone who is telling me to 'grow up' and 'you have much to learn' explain. Treat me like an idiot. My sexual urges started again about last year after a 3 year absence. the fact I'm even on a date is awesome. This is a strange strange ballgame.

    Do you know what i'm, just going to have accept i have no self-contro,
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    i'm an impulsive little **** even years on, spent 20 years trying to learn self-control and still no
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    thinking of cancelling the date. i feel like a big boy should just go back to bed and have fun being a pathetic fu
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Is it a big deal? Is it going to affect how I am tomorrow?
    I just reached a point where I was a goner and felt so ashamed
    Just do it before you see your date, a lot of men do it :laugh:


    (Original post by 1992LP)
    You have just watched "There's something about Mary" haven't you?
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    Do what you want, just don't get any in her hair...
    :rofl: I love that movie!
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    (Original post by hollywoodbudgie)
    :rofl: I love that movie!

    It is a good one isn't it? Havent seen it in ages, this thread reminded me I need to watch it again
 
 
 
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