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    I named my genitals after Prince William. Not because of his name, but because he's bald.
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    Yeah I name mine Hugh... Hugh normous ;]
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    (Original post by Phil Dunphy)
    Scarcock.

    Ice skating injury...work the rest out.
    I can't get this image out of my mind. Poor boy. :eek:
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    The Kraken.

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    (Original post by JennaEmBee)
    I can't get this image out of my mind. Poor boy. :eek:
    It's luckily unture
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    I named it, but it didn't catch on...

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    (Original post by Phil Dunphy)
    It's luckily unture
    Oh thank the penis lord. I was just pondering how one would acquire such an injury...

    P.s Phil Dunphy is the shizz
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    Names given to my beloved ding dong by girls
    Hercules
    Devastator
    Annihilator
    Exterminator
    The Drill
    Mr Veiny
    Anaconda

    This list can go on forever...
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    (Original post by JennaEmBee)
    Oh thank the penis lord. I was just pondering how one would acquire such an injury...

    P.s Phil Dunphy is the shizz
    Possibly by one being stabbed in the crown jewels by a fellow participant in ice hockery

    "If you ain't wait, you ain't right."

    Phil Dunphy is the greatest charactern on TV since Niles on Frasier
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    (Original post by Phil Dunphy)
    Possibly by one being stabbed in the crown jewels by a fellow participant in ice hockery

    "If you ain't wait, you ain't right."

    Phil Dunphy is the greatest charactern on TV since Niles on Frasier
    He is pretty awesome. How peculiar, I don't particularly care for Niles, but Phil is my model for a perfect husband. Love to have a guy like that.
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    Yeah mines is Richard

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    I named mine The One, it become strong with the force. Should I assume.
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    Yeah, I call it Ronaldinho (because it can lob Seaman from 40 yards) or Mike Tyson (it breaks jaws.)
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    Weapon of mass destruction! :sexface:
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    mines called mjolnir
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    I call mine a lot of names

    Infinite Length- Math error can not compute a number.
    Whale- Its the shape of it
    Rock hard - Tough
    Terminator - Pretty much kills most holes
    Good Night - Once engaged your unconscious
    Waterfall - its quite a lot of "stuff" that comes out
    Didnt see i posted a above how stupid
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    your freaks don't name your knob, are you weird? I'm pretty attached to mine, i didn't even make a name up he basically came with one, i saw him and i knew.

    Elvis...
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    Mines called the truth mainly because you can't handle the truth and if you're brave, the truth hurts.
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    Guys actually do this? XD
    Sounds like a thread for penis-name-jokes.
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    My penis has an Asian name. Hung-Lo.
 
 
 
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