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    Hornet 1 - "So, what do you think that pink thing smashing our back doors in is?"
    Hornet 2 - "I dunno but I'm bloody angry and am going to sting the hell out of it"
    Hornet 3 - "It's shooting liquid at us, NOOOOoo my eyes!!! I'm blind!!!"



    Hornet 4 - *lights cigarette*
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    (Original post by Kiss)
    I guess he was just horny
    There's always a sting in the tail...
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    Headline: "Irritating Pest Ruins Hornets' Picnic"
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    Shoulda used Insex repellent

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    p.s - gift of a photoshop opportunity: http://www.uksafari.com/jpeg3/hornet09.jpg
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    (Original post by ArtGoblin)
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    That is really super.
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    Those wasps sure gave him one hell of a bee-ting.
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    Clearly a very cunning murder, get Wallander in

    Really though, why on Earth...
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    "What a massive prick"
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    My response:

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    He must have wanted to join the mile high club


    (they fly....it works...?)
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    Headline: 'Naturist jam making festival in the woods ends in sticky mess"
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    Headline: 'Man dies in tantric sex research misunderstanding. The Police have been called"

    *Joke about Sting and the Police
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    I guess he was halfway towards "the birds and the bees" ?
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    Wow, he actually managed to finish?
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    I've heard of honey traps, but I don't think that's quite how they work....
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    "she was asking for it...batting her wings at me, wearing short antennae, humming suggestively..."

    Says man who dies after sex with Hornets nest
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    (Original post by R4INBOW)
    Why couldn't he just watch porn?
    I think that there is a real shortage in the market of human-on-hornet porn nowadays :holmes:
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    Ouch, what a buzzkill.
 
 
 
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