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    10.00%
    5 or more
    7
    14.00%

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    I mean if you really wanna know I'll enclose a picture


    But WTF
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    (Original post by pinda.college)
    I tend to try and break them up as much as possible by tightening my *********, otherwise if it's too big it does not flush down the toilet.

    I truly am the definition of grim.
    Lol I try to do that when I feel a big one coming out but it never works and I have to use up half the bottle of beach unblocking the toilet.


    (Original post by chernid)
    What if you have diarrheoa? Does it count as one big poo, or thousands of tiny pellets?
    (Original post by spiral87)
    What if it's more of a bloody trickle?
    Thousands of tiny pellets, so vote 5 or more please.


    (Original post by meenu89)
    Do you want us to look and report our findings for next time?!
    That would be great; thank you.


    (Original post by T'archer)
    Just seen your started threads. Good luck trolling....
    This isn't trolling, it's casual interest.


    (Original post by little_wizard123)
    It's hardly a constant, is it.
    "rough average"
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    (Original post by UnicornFairy12)

    This isn't trolling, it's casual interest.

    Nice casual interest you have.
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    I often leave 1 large deposit, shaped disturbingly like an erect penis, with a somewhat rounded pointy tip at one end.
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    (Original post by beckyyx)
    I just....
    I can't even....
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    Eat more fiber, it should help
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    (Original post by JindleBrey)
    Eat more fiber, it should help
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by JindleBrey)
    Eat more fiber, it should help
    ****, I really laughed.
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    (Original post by Hustler-1337)
    :ditto:
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    Ew.
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    Stay classy, TSR :confused:
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    None, I'm a girl and everyone knows us females do not poop.

    But seriously no. I don't count.
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    (Original post by JindleBrey)
    Eat more fiber, it should help
    Haha
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    I think I should get back to my revision...
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    :/ .... :creep:
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    (Original post by JindleBrey)
    Eat more fiber, it should help
    Hahahaha
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    (Original post by pinda.college)
    I tend to try and break them up as much as possible by tightening my *********, otherwise if it's too big it does not flush down the toilet.

    I truly am the definition of grim.
    looooooooooool

    truly hilarious
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    That awkward moment when you're reading this thread whilst sat on the toilet. Yay for iPhone and the TSR app.
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    (Original post by AgentSushi)
    Once again I stumble upon the weird part of TSR :lolwut:
    ie: TSR
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    Ah, about 3, but 4 when I'm really going for it. Anyone else? WHO'S WITH ME?!
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    Are you aspiring to be a nurse?

 
 
 
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