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    (Original post by PeaceTreaty)
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    Art teacher...
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    Art teacher...
    Good point.
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    "Theres no need to call me sir, Professor."

    -Harry Potter.



    Nothing will ever be better.
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    (Original post by ChiefNinja)


    EDIT: This one is applicable too.


    Repped for using a supernatural gif.
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    I just recently had a foul argument with a teacher and apparently I was being disrespectful, so she asked why I was not showing her respect and I with "respect is earned, not given"
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    Constantly talking about Nazis and the war with Germans is the most stupid thing; there is more to German history than this
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    Teacher: GET OUT!

    Me: That's what she said.
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    (Original post by Scienceisgood)
    FireGarden teaching Chemistry:

    Balance this equation C6H12O6 + _O2 --> ??????

    Me:
    Done, now answer me this.

    What happens when you react Flourine, Uranium, Carbon and Potassium?

    FireGarden: Aren't you hot enough to do the reaction yourself?
    Yeahhhh. .
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    Found this ages ago on Pinterest :P thought it was quite funny

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    Teacher: Get out of my classroom.
    Me: It ain't your classroom. It is the headteacher's.
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    Me - Can I go to the toilet?

    Teacher - 'May'

    Me - I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking a question rather than pertaining to an ability, but being a teacher, I thought you would know that. *walks out like a baws*
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    Year 9, art class. We're doing some observational drawing of a shoe or something.

    Art teacher comes over to my shoulder, looks at my drawing and says, in a very condescending tone:

    'You're not taking Art for your GCSEs are you?'

    I simply reply:

    'No, I'm taking real subjects.'
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    English teacher got pissed when I didn't hand in my essay, told him to go deal with it.
    French teacher was really annoyed that I didn't turn up for an after-school 'club' even though I wasn't expected to, so I told her that I had a life. Needless to say she hates my guts now.
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    (Original post by Arithmeticae)
    Me - Can I go to the toilet?

    Teacher - 'May'

    Me - I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking a question rather than pertaining to an ability, but being a teacher, I thought you would know that. *walks out like a baws*
    Nerd.
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    I don't like being rude to teachers but one teacher really annoyed me once because I wanted to drop Further Maths at GCSE because I only got a C in normal maths and she said:
    "Don't argue with me, I'll give you five Ds if you continue". (Ds are a behaviour code at our school)
    and I replied with
    "Well that's 5 more Ds than you'll ever get".
    Teachers around me started laughing, she gave me 5 Ds but when she walked out a teacher crossed them out for me. XD
    I felt kind bad though because I guess she just wanted me to get another qualification but I really really can't do further maths, no matter how hard I study.
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    Teacher: why r u such a horse?
    Me: coz girls like riding on me


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    (Original post by Arithmeticae)
    Me - Can I go to the toilet?

    Teacher - 'May'

    Me - I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking a question rather than pertaining to an ability, but being a teacher, I thought you would know that. *walks out like a baws*
    I have a better solution:
    Do exactly the same thing, but when they say 'May', reply 'fair enough' and stay sitting down, ideally looking slightly uncomfortable.

    Throws them right off.
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    In my case, "You're fired".
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    (Original post by Scienceisgood)
    Chemistry Teacher:

    Balance this equation C6H12O6 + _O2 --> ??????

    Me:
    Done, now answer me this.

    What happens when you react Flourine, Uranium, Carbon and Potassium?

    Teacher:

    Spoiler:
    Show
    Probably mainly KF.
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    (Original post by Mkeallison)
    Guess you're a head then
    I had teachers that taught me at home as well as at the private school I attended.
 
 
 
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