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Getting train out of Charing Cross couple of years ago. The train couldn't leave because there was still a passenger who wouldn't get off.


He was a drunk who was comatose. Intercom asked for assistance. Two people attended - a policeman and me. I said nuggie him the chest. The policeman said that would be assault. I nuggied him in the chest; he woke up; I helped him off the train onto a bench. The train left. I was the hero of the hour.
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I saw a woman give a man a blow job on a late night tube on the northern line a few weeks ago... Right in the carriage... No shame whatsoever... That was strange, (but quite funny I guess)
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(Original post by Lord Harold)
Not anymore!
haha, knew some meany would make it go So I screen shot it Never see them much, as there is no neg rep anymore... miss those blue things!
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(Original post by bubble999)
When you have 0 rep points, it's pretty rare. Knew it would go as someone would rep you, so I screen shot it for you. (Yes, I have no life)

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LOL aww man who took my virginity

send me a picture please :P
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(Original post by thoyub)
This made me laugh. Thanks.
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(Original post by Dope411)
LOL aww man who took my virginity

send me a picture please :P
Some meany It should be attached on my previous post

I'll try again:
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(Original post by bubble999)
haha, knew some meany would make it go So I screen shot it Never see them much, as there is no neg rep anymore... miss those blue things!
I make it my mission to destroy them! Like a child kicking over sandcastles! How sadistic!
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(Original post by Lord Harold)
I make it my mission to destroy them! Like a child kicking over sandcastles! How sadistic!
haha, I think we all have that desire in us Those are one of the many pleasures in life. Another HAS to be bubble wrap, mmmm!
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(Original post by lord harold)
i make it my mission to destroy them! Like a child kicking over sandcastles! How sadistic!
harold! You took it harold! It's gone! Foreverrrr
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I was on the tube coming back from the O2 and this guy got on and sat next to another guy with his foot up on his other knee. There was a verbal abuse fight about personal space and not crossing your legs on a tube. My friends and I were trying so hard not to laugh, we were directly opposite and this one guy seemed to be taking it very seriously!
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(Original post by bubble999)
haha, I think we all have that desire in us Those are one of the many pleasures in life. Another HAS to be bubble wrap, mmmm!
Bubble wrap, oh the hours I've spent amused by that stuff!
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Where I live there is a man who gets on the bus quite often with his parrot on his shoulder, first time I thought it was fake but then it started to move around and squawk, last time I saw it the parrot did a poo and the man just treated like it was normal didn't even bat an eyelid just looked and looked away..... weird.
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harold! You took it harold! It's gone! Foreverrrr
Ha!
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I got into the wrong underground train and instead of going south, I got north until I realised I'm on the wrong train :teehee:
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(Original post by Lord Harold)
Bubble wrap, oh the hours I've spent amused by that stuff!
I now crave some. Like a user to her drugs...
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I had to get the bus to college for a year. I've never seen as many people fall over in my life than I did during that one year.

Honestly, at least once a month there would be some old person that would fall. Sometimes serious- one old woman was getting on, fell sideways and grazed all of her head. Had to get on another bus whilst the driver waited for an ambulance- and some not so serious- one old guy was getting off the bus, fell backwards and hit his head, was helped off and walked home!

Probably the funniest thing I saw was a woman who was waiting at a bus stop with her four young kids (no older than 6). She stuck her arm out to signal for the bus to stop but the driver didn't notice, and carried on. She shouted 'F*****g W****r!!' at the top of her lungs in front of her kids. Made me laugh but I can only feel sorry for how the kids are going to end up.

Oh and another one, the bus driver was speeding and a police car caught her because they were sitting around a corner with a speed gun. The police stopped the bus and one of them got on and showed the gun to the driver and told her off. The bus was pretty packed and you could just tell what everyone was thinking. It was pretty awkward.

I'm glad I drive now.
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(Original post by yeah_baby)
Where I live there is a man who gets on the bus quite often with his parrot on his shoulder, first time I thought it was fake but then it started to move around and squawk, last time I saw it the parrot did a poo and the man just treated like it was normal didn't even bat an eyelid just looked and looked away..... weird.
hahaha I think that's the best so far :clap2:
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One time on the bus home early from college (there was only me, one of my friends and a little kid at the front plus the couple I'm going to talk about, who were obviously high as ****) I noticed the girl on the seats behind me was bouncing up and down out of the corner of my eye. I glanced back and saw that they were having sex on the back seats. Also the guy had only one leg, which she was, for lack of a better word, groping/caressing.

That was one weird journey.
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(Original post by MedicalMike)
I saw a woman give a man a blow job on a late night tube on the northern line a few weeks ago... Right in the carriage... No shame whatsoever... That was strange, (but quite funny I guess)
Pics or it didn't happen!

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Back when the Jubilee Line was ****, I decided to go home from Swiss Cottage to Queensbury. The train was running slower than usual and it was because of signal failure. It stopped completely at the next station Finchley Road.
The driver suggested that we board the Metropolitan Line on the opposite platform. So we all did.
Was fine at first but then we got stuck at Neasden.

Since Metropolitan Line trains don't stop there usually, we had to use the emergency platform to get off onto the Jubilee Line platforms. 10 minutes later, we boarded an overcrowded train towards my stop.

Unforgettable journey, that's for sure!
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