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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    Deal
    What on earth is your avatar now? :hmmm:
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    (Original post by sosadsosad)
    What on earth is your avatar now? :hmmm:
    A cassowary.
    A lovely, adorable cassowary
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    (Original post by sosadsosad)
    Didn't your leaders make you sleep in single sex tents? :hmmmm2:
    They were shagging during the broad daylight :rofl:
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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    A cassowary.
    A lovely, adorable cassowary
    :hmmm:
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    They were shagging during the broad daylight :rofl:
    :eek: But when? During the walk? :eek:
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    They were shagging during the broad daylight :rofl:
    Hopefully in full view of everyone?
    DofE is about 'getting back to nature' after all.
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    (Original post by sosadsosad)
    :eek: But when? During the walk? :eek:
    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    Hopefully in full view of everyone?
    DofE is about 'getting back to nature' after all.
    Not during the walk. After we came to the destination it still wasn't dark and they got their business started. Everyone knew. There was this guy and girl shagging in a tent and some other boys pissed round their tent ... :puke: Weird school.
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Not during the walk. After we came to the destination it still wasn't dark and they got their business started. Everyone knew. There was this guy and girl shagging in a tent and others pissed round their tent ... :puke: weird school.
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Ewwwwww
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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    In 2007 I was going through customs for my trip back from the US. We had to go through a metal detector and take our shoes off and empty our pockets to put through a scanner. Let me emphasise it's a metal detector I'm walking through.

    So I put my phone, bag, wallet, MP3 etc into a tray with my shoes, and as I was about to step through I felt something in my pocket. I hastily pulled it out and gave it to the security guy who gave me a strange look. Apparently the guy watching the scanner did too.

    It was a plastic MP3 cap.

    After stepping through the detector I grabbed my stuff and put on my shoes, only to find that once I stood up I had tied my bag to my shoe and fell over.

    D-D-DOUBLE KILL
    Aw haha - I shouldn't laugh, but it's funny
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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    Deal
    No one offered you
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    No one offered you
    :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Aw haha - I shouldn't laugh, but it's funny
    It's ok, I have an appalling track record of mishaps :P

    When I was in primary we went for swimming lessons. On one of the days we arrived a bit late so the teachers were in a bit of a rush to get us into the water as fast as possible. I don't like the changing rooms so I took a cubicle for myself. Being the first one ready was for some reason a personal achievement I wanted to get, so I dashed out the cubicle...

    Only to find that I forgot to put ON my swimming trunks D:
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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    :getmecoat:
    Sowwy - life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.
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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    It's ok, I have an appalling track record of mishaps :P

    When I was in primary we went for swimming lessons. On one of the days we arrived a bit late so the teachers were in a bit of a rush to get us into the water as fast as possible. I don't like the changing rooms so I took a cubicle for myself. Being the first one ready was for some reason a personal achievement I wanted to get, so I dashed out the cubicle...

    Only to find that I forgot to put ON my swimming trunks D:
    Did the cubicles overlook the swimming pool??! :rofl:
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Sowwy - life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.
    Yeah, I just got a pizza in my face as it happens.
    Quite an enjoyable experience actually :fyi:
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    Did the cubicles overlook the swimming pool??! :rofl:
    Thankfully not!

    And as soon as I ran back and slammed the cubicle shut, the girls' changing room door opened. That was embarrassingly close!
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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    Yeah, I just got a pizza in my face as it happens.
    Quite an enjoyable experience actually :fyi:
    Well, you probably deserved it! :perv:
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    (Original post by SoftPunch)
    Well, you probably deserved it! :perv:
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    Great, so *smiley inference* we're back to plan A then :sexface:
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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    Thankfully not!

    And as soon as I ran back and slammed the cubicle shut, the girls' changing room door opened. That was embarrassingly close!
    You know what I love and hate at the same time?
    The fast water slides in water parks ... my bikini top almost flew off once...gladly no one noticed -that was lucky!
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    Great, so *smiley inference* we're back to plan A then :sexface:
    Those sex faces just don't work.
    It looks like a face of some drunk fatso.
 
 
 
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