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(Original post by PsychadelicScarf)
Love it.
Haha :laugh: it's one of my favourites
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(Original post by Meyrin)
When a guy says "suck my ***", responding with:

"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth." :lol:
Hahah, that's class :')
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(Original post by yo radical one)
Usually rather than insulting people, you should just cut them off and ignore them
Or kill maybe?

(Original post by Meyrin)
When a guy says "suck my ***", responding with:

"But it's a choking hazard to put objects smaller than 3 inches in your mouth." :lol:
But his penis wouldn't be less than 3 inches :confused: If anything if he was black he would probably force.
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You have something on your chin...well to be precise your third one.
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Why dont you become a traffic warden, your good for nothing else.

You smell like Laomedeia's overused hairy genitals.

Person 1: "You have a MASSIVE vagina vagina gina gina"
Person 2: "Well theres no need to go on about it"
Person 1: "I wasnt, it was an echo!"

Your about as much fun as the popes sex life.

Your so ugly you make onions cry.

Jesus says go to hell! (if your religious)

Forget the blowjob just kiss my ass.
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(Original post by TajwarC)
Found this on one of the maths forums - "You got a B in C1"
Ohhh dear, and there's me failing it...
That is pretty funny though
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Your mum is so fat that I took a picture of her last summer and it's still printing...
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I love 'dickweed'. I think it's a brilliant word for an insult.
Also, a bit dark, but from MPGIS (google it), 'you ****ing abortion'. The way they said it was wonderful.
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"great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"

- Courtesy of Boris Johnson
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(Original post by TajwarC)
Found this on one of the maths forums - "You got a B in C1"
Hahaha, that's actually brilliant
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"I'd call you a cow, but that wouldn't be quite right. A cow's four stomachs are on the inside".

"You're so stupid I bet you're the kind of person who takes a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep".

and of course.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PN6xemdjik
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(Original post by Autistic Merit)
Your mum is so fat that I took a picture of her last summer and it's still printing...
Made me laugh...
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"I bet you're naked under your clothes...you whore" - she was actually serious when she said this.
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That is the gayest thing I have ever heard and I've had sex with a man :lol:

From a gay guy to a straight guy.
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" Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.*" - White Chicks


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The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he?
-Blackadder.

Also, "What, you egg?" from Macbeth.
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You mother****ing piece of cocksucking ****

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Is it in yet
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Also this one...
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