You have something on your chin...well to be precise your third one.
Why dont you become a traffic warden, your good for nothing else.
You smell like Laomedeia's overused hairy genitals.
Person 1: "You have a MASSIVE vagina vagina gina gina"
Person 2: "Well theres no need to go on about it"
Person 1: "I wasnt, it was an echo!"
Your about as much fun as the popes sex life.
Your so ugly you make onions cry.
Jesus says go to hell! (if your religious)
Forget the blowjob just kiss my ass.
Your mum is so fat that I took a picture of her last summer and it's still printing...
I love 'dickweed'. I think it's a brilliant word for an insult.
Also, a bit dark, but from MPGIS (google it), 'you ****ing abortion'. The way they said it was wonderful.
"I bet you're naked under your clothes...you whore" - she was actually serious when she said this.
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he?
Also, "What, you egg?" from Macbeth.