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    (Original post by samba)
    I prefer this film:

    BANKY
    I just have to get something.
    (pulls out a huge stack of
    porno books)

    HOLDEN
    Who are you, Larry ****ing Flynt?
    What are you going to do with all of
    those?

    BANKY
    Read the articles. What do you think
    I'm going to do with them? They're
    stroke books.

    HOLDEN
    You've got like thirty books there!
    We're only there for two days!

    BANKY
    (leafing through mags)
    Variety's the spice of life. I like a
    wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the
    mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I
    like them arty and air-brushed. Some
    times it's a spread brown-eye kind of
    night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl
    time. Sometimes a steamy letter will
    do it, sometimes - not often, but
    sometimes - I like the idea of a chick
    with a horse.

    -------------

    BANKY
    What'd I tell you - she just needs the
    right guy. All every woman really
    wants - be it mother, senator, nun -
    is some serious deep-dicking.

    The Receptionist stops typing and looks at Banky,
    shocked.

    BANKY
    (off her look)
    Don't give me that look - I heard Adam
    Curry say worse.

    The Secretary goes back to typing. Banky shrugs at
    Holden.

    BANKY
    That's why I can't buy lesbians.
    Everyone needs ****. See, I can buy
    ****. Bunch of guys that need **** -
    just plain need it? That I get.
    Dykes? Bull**** posturing. But -
    live and let live, I guess.

    HOLDEN
    I'm sure the gay community appreciates
    your support.
    It is. Mainly cause I like looking at mr affect !

    affleck*
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    That escalated quickly
    I want to hold your soft hands and swing you to my bed for real entertainment.
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    Well this thread is turning out exactly as I expected.

    I have very little faith in humanity left.
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    (Original post by Typhoon235)
    Well this thread is turning out exactly as I expected.

    I have very little faith in humanity left.
    lol..,
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    (Original post by Typhoon235)
    Well this thread is turning out exactly as I expected.

    I have very little faith in humanity left.
    Bit dramatic
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    Hellooo
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Whoever says the funniest original thing will receive a prize which will be open to negotiation

    Now you see this is a typical catch 22 situation

    I want to entertain you but for me to do that I need to have the prize of your pussy. Let's say you give me your prize for a long night of entertainment? :sexface:
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Whoever says the funniest original thing will receive a prize which will be open to negotiation
    The most beautiful curve on your body is your smile.

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    Fack off m8.
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    (Original post by AntisthenesDogger)
    Fack off m8.
    Ok
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    (Original post by AntisthenesDogger)
    Fack off m8.
    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Ok
    You may kiss the bride now.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    You may kiss the bride now.
    Ahaha
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Ahaha
    I know it's hilarious and genius what I did, but it's also the reality isn't it? A woman who completely falls for the boy that insults her the most and demeans her self-esteem until to the point where she feels obliged to marry him, she was unconsciously forced to marry.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    I know it's hilarious and genius what I did, but it's also the reality isn't it? A woman who completely falls for the boy that insults her the most and demeans her self-esteem until to the point where she feels obliged to marry him, she was unconsciously forced to marry.
    You what?
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    Go **** yourself princess.
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    (Original post by Billyapple)
    hi where I am from the girls call me a gentlemen

    I treat them right, I text them goodnight and goodmorning .. I buy them things they want ... they all say I am their best friend but I am looking for a girl who will be with me forever

    I don't know why girls say no, I'm a real nice guy and will take care of you
    be my internet girlfriend
    Bless. I'm not interested but good luck
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    (Original post by Blind Ferret)
    Go **** yourself princess.
    Why the hostility?
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    (Original post by RomnCoton)
    Now you see this is a typical catch 22 situation

    I want to entertain you but for me to do that I need to have the prize of your pussy. Let's say you give me your prize for a long night of entertainment? :sexface:
    Funny
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    You what?
    You girls are oblivious to what is going on around you, I use that to seduce you.
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Funny
    Great! As you asked whoever made you laugh the most wins the prize.

    As no one else's comment made you laugh judging by your responses we can have our night of entertainment :sexface:
 
 
 
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