49? Lmao miles away! Stop the nonsense
I got a woman pregnant Watch
- 03-07-2014 10:47
- 03-07-2014 10:53
She ain't getting rid of that baby at her age that's for sure. Welcome to fatherhood OP!
One suspects your child may look a little like this:
(Original post by Friendly Liberal)
- 03-07-2014 10:55
I have been having sex with a mature woman for about the past month. I met her at my local village bus stop, as she gets the same bus as me into town. I go to my village sixth form and see her at least 4 times a week, so naturally we starting talking to avoid the awkward silence. Anyway, we go along well and I found out that my mum used to work for her brother in the grocery store 30 years ago. So we were friends. Anyway, we moved from friendly chat onto more serious and personal conversations. It was her move initially as she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no because I don't and she said how could this be possible, as I'm great to talk to once you get to know me. So we started having sex as practice... I was afraid at first but I nearly lost my virginity when I was 15 so I kind of knew what to expect. As she is 49 years old, I didn't wear a condom because she would be unlikely to get pregnant. Anyway, she told me last week that she's pregnant.
Yeah. I'm bricking it...?
- 03-07-2014 11:00
hahaha, please be real. "I met her at my local village bus stop" is a great starting place for a superb story to tell your children and grandchildren.
- 03-07-2014 11:26
Kinda funny that he kept the 49 until the last bit. Makes him less of a troll, I guess.