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    (Original post by hihoho)
    Okay, you are a clever girl so I will need to step up my game.
    Can I shave your legs?
    Oh honey, leave that to the help.
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    (Original post by StrangeBanana)
    On a scale of 1 to potato, how drunk are you two?
    You're implying one needs to be drunk to have such conversations. Look at all these words I am using, could a drunk person use all of these words?
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    (Original post by StrangeBanana)
    On a scale of 1 to potato, how drunk are you two?
    Banana.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    Oh honey, leave that to the help.
    But sweetheat, you promised me I could do it, you know how much I love your legs to reflect my beautiful face.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    But sweetheat, you promised me I could do it, you know how much I love your legs to reflect my beautiful face.
    Okay but just this once.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    Banana.
    :holmes:

    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    You're implying one needs to be drunk to have such conversations. Look at all these words I am using, could a drunk person use all of these words?
    I will take that as a 7
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    (Original post by StrangeBanana)
    :holmes:



    I will take that as a 7
    I'll have you know I haven't had any alcohol all week! This is of course devastating though and I shall be rectifying it tomorrow.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    Okay but just this once.
    Yes, I will give you the most sensual massage you ever had then I will throw you against the wall, then I will throw you to the kitchen to make me a sammich, then I will throw you to bed.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    I'll have you know I haven't had any alcohol all week! This is of course devastating though and I shall be rectifying it tomorrow.
    Alcohol makes me sound more sober.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    Yes, I will give you the most sensual massage you ever had then I will throw you against the wall, then I will throw you to the kitchen to make me a sammich, then I will throw you to bed.
    But honey you know how much I hate that wall. You know I insisted we paint it taupe but you made the decorate paint it umber.
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    This is soooo cringe
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    Alcohol makes me sound more sober.
    Alcohol makes me speak French and correctly inform my peers on Chemistry.
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    (Original post by cdude)
    This is soooo cringe
    You're so cringe.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    But honey you know how much I hate that wall. You know I insisted we paint it taupe but you made the decorate paint it umber.
    You will get your taupe and I will get your leg hair. I want to comb your hair as well.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    You will get your taupe and I will get your leg hair. I want to comb your hair as well.
    I will allow this.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    Alcohol makes me speak French and correctly inform my peers on Chemistry.
    This happens only when I am stoned, I start to talk about the philosophy of trees and its importance.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    This happens only when I am stoned, I start to talk about the philosophy of trees and its importance.
    I miss Ents.
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    I will allow this.
    What do you think about this?

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    (Original post by hihoho)
    What do you think about this?

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    Fabulous darling!
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    (Original post by SophieSmall)
    I miss Ents.
    They deserve much more praise and gratitude, humans these days. They don't want to understand the universe and how amazing I am.
 
 
 
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