You guys need more accent marks: "cliché".
- 02-08-2014 23:35
- 02-08-2014 23:35
"We've only got one shot"/"One shot is all I need"
"I understand how you feel"/"You can't possibly understand how I feel"
I watch too much Cinema Sins.
- 02-08-2014 23:39
Black guy dies first.
- 02-08-2014 23:40
- 02-08-2014 23:45
Symbolism of Christ. It has been done to death!Last edited by datpiff; 02-08-2014 at 23:47.
(Original post by keromedic)
- 02-08-2014 23:50
Woman: I can't believe the only reason you went out with me was to get revenge (or spy on my/my family).
Guy: I'm so sorry you had to find out this way. It is true that that was the reason I went out with you initially however after awhile I began to love you. My feelings are real.
Woman: How could I ever trust anything that comes out of your mouth? You're dead to me! Get out of my house, now. You're lucky my father (or brother or good strong friend) isn't here.
Guy: I'm so sorry.
A short while later
Woman: I thought about what you said earlier and I think what we have is real.
[make out session]
lol! arab soaps in a nutshell
- 03-08-2014 00:02
* A delivery man lets his female customer pay in 'a different way' when she cannot pay for the pizza.
* Horny ****/lonely housewife shags the plumber
* Horny bunch of guys who sound like frat boy *******s go out in a car and got girl they hollered at in the street to **** them.
* Every teenage schoolgirl dresses like a slutty Catholic schoolgirl.
* Foreplay consists of a 30 seconds of kisses, a few licks on the breasts and about 10 seconds of cunnilingus. Women also love nothing more than being penetrated by 2 or 3 men at once.
* Eastern European women cannot speak good English (say nothing throughout except maybe their name and a load of moans) whatsoever, are skint, are extremely submissive, desperate for money and are willing to do absolutely ANYTHING.
* The Japanese are weird and into weird **** like tentacles.
* Latina shags American for 'Green Card'
* 18-19 year old Women love nothing more than being ****ed by ugly, 30-40 year old bald men with shaved pubic hair, huge ass muscles and stupid tattoos.Last edited by datpiff; 03-08-2014 at 00:20.
- 03-08-2014 00:03