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    (Original post by mynameisntbobk)
    Milk is disgusting though. Whoever it was did you a favour
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    (Original post by Direstraights)
    And when i left the takeaway after i ate i caught a glimpse of the guy sitting with his alcoholicmates. I approched him and confronted him.
    You ate your food in the takeaway? Did they not look at you like you were mad?
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    milk is for babies, beer is for real men
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    (Original post by Ronove)
    You ate your food in the takeaway? Did they not look at you like you were mad?
    Dixy chicken has tables. And it was a hot day. Plus it was empty
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    (Original post by Direstraights)
    it was cravendale!
    Is there a difference between cravendale and normal milk?

    (Original post by Dilsz)
    Looks horrible, tastes rank. It's just not my cup of tea. Coincidentally, I don't like tea either
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    (Original post by Joshale)
    milk is for babies, beer is for real men
    Hmmmm liver damage or strong bones which do i choose?
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    I guess he was a serious milk lover
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    (Original post by Direstraights)
    Hmmmm liver damage or strong bones which do i choose?
    it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger quote, if you didn't know.
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    (Original post by PKMN TRN JAM)
    I guess he was a serious milk lover
    You could say the feelings were mootual
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    (Original post by Dilsz)
    You could say the feelings were mootual
    Ahhhhhhh *rubs eyes* the puns will never end.
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    (Original post by Joshale)
    it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger quote, if you didn't know.
    End of days right?
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    (Original post by Direstraights)
    Ahhhhhhh *rubs eyes* the puns will never end.
    You can't lie... They're very amoosing
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    Can I bite you?
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    (Original post by The vampire)
    Can I bite you?
    Odd question but no.
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    (Original post by Dilsz)
    You can't lie... They're very amoosing
    You udder be kidding me.
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    (Original post by Direstraights)
    Odd question but yes.
    It's not odd, I'm a vampire

    ftfy :yum:
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    Milk is buff <3
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    Someone used to steal my milk from the shared fridge at college. So to the next bottle I added some laxative (obtained from a pharmacy student) and so I was able to find out who had been stealing it. He was the guy who explosively schat himself in the bar a few seconds after he said he felt a really good fart coming on....
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    (Original post by trident3)
    Someone used to steal my milk from the shared fridge at college. So to the next bottle I added some laxative (obtained from a pharmacy student) and so I was able to find out who had been stealing it. He was the guy who explosively schat himself in the bar a few seconds after he said he felt a really good fart coming on....
    Amazing!
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    Cravendale as well..
 
 
 
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