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    (Original post by Kåte)
    Someone managed to leave a poo in another person's locker and the whole school had to have year group assemblies to find out who did it.
    Did they ever find out who did it?
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    So this is what you dirty peasants get up to at state schools.
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    A teacher accidentally drew boobies on the smart board :teehee:
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    My friend wrote and performed a love song for the girl he fancied in our music lesson.
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    a guy at my class in y0 thought that the cheeky girls (the band) were lesbians and were in relationships with each other. The same guy thought that Mary Poppins was real.
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    (Original post by Ndella)
    So much **** considering I went to a girls' school.

    2 of my friends decided to have a condom water balloon fight on the school roof at lunchtime, but the school librarian caught them and snitched to the head teacher. They had internal exclusion for a week.

    For our leavers' video, us year 11s decided to run through the school and through the library - again, the librarian reported us.
    Your librarian sounds horrible. Our librarian wouldn't care if someone was murdering someone in front of him as long as the blood didn't splatter on his precious books.
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    In year 9 my friends and I had this random phase where we would sit at the back of the classroom in French and see how many times we could stand up and sit down again when the teacher's back was turned.
    This quickly turned into how many times you could stand on the chairs, on the table and how many cartwheels we could do without being noticed! Once a couple of us managed to lie on the floor for about ten minutes!
    Our teacher eventually got wise to this and went all stroppy one lesson - he threw a book across the classroom, sat down and refused to teach us for the rest of the lesson!!! 😂
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    (Original post by JanitaTwain)
    Your librarian sounds horrible. Our librarian wouldn't care if someone was murdering someone in front of him as long as the blood didn't splatter on his precious books.
    Lol he was, I think it was payback for all the times my year used to run through it so we're not late for class - he complains too much haha

    All librarians have that mentality lol -_-
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    -There was a "Wide!" when we played cricket in the playground. The teacher asked one of my classmates to fetch the ball. He never did and he claimed that the ball (which flew over the wall to the neighbouring school) was nowhere to be found. As it turned out, he was just playing on his Gameboy in the changing rooms and never even bothered to knock in the first place.
    -One classmate of mine in Year 8 got a gooey alien stuck on the ceiling at the end of break time. We tried to scrape it off but we couldn't. We were late to the history lesson and the teacher asked us if we got confused about the room change. I lied and said yes.
    -One time in Year 9 (this time a different school), two of my classmates deviated away from walking with the rest of the class between our two school buildings. They ended up in the Langham Hotel and pooped in front of everyone in a plant pot. Needless to say, they got expelled and the girlfriend of one of the classmates even mentioned it in her goodbye song. They got married at 16 and are still going on strong, 5 years later.
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    (Original post by SecretDuck)
    We were late to the history lesson and the teacher asked us if we got confused about the room change. I lied and said yes.


    As for me:
    - Wasn't the funniest thing ever, but some guy made this joke about Liverpool F.C.:
    "Why does Liverpool never walk alone?

    Because there's always two other teams in the relegation zone!" :teehee:

    - Make-shift water-balloon fights with condoms

    - People interrupting conversations by shouting "SAY WALLAHI"

    - Kid taking a dump in a urinal
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    Couple of bruvs got excluded for letting off fireworks in our playground
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    We found out somrle guy shagged a matress
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    I remember in years 7 and 8 (and occasionally in year 9), people would nick bog rolls from the toilets and hang them out of the double decker buses as they left the school and went along the main road. All you could see was bog roll flying everywhere.
    At the end of year 9, as we where getting a different head of year for years 10 and 11 (which was standard in our school) someone egged the head of years car.
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    So many.
    - every music lesson, locking the teacher in the cupboard and putting the DJ demo full blast on the keyboards all lesson.
    - in year 9, we got given iPads for a history lesson to find videos and stuff about WW2, teacher said "I don't want anyone putting stupid videos on" 5 minutes later Gay Bar comes on full blast and a lad got his pants pulled down from the back
    - playing the 'secret penis' game in art: drawing subtle penis' in artwork and whoever draws the most obvious **** without the teacher noticing, wins. I won since I drew a huge **** on a flower and it got put up on display so there we just saw this massive nob on the wall every art lesson since.
    I could post so many stories on this thread.


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    (Original post by Ndella)
    Lol he was, I think it was payback for all the times my year used to run through it so we're not late for class - he complains too much haha

    All librarians have that mentality lol -_-
    Have you read 'The Witches' by Roald Dahl? I can imagine a similair convention of librarians.
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    When I was in year 10, some lad in my year was getting bullied by a few year 11's.
    For some reason, we had traffic cones around the school so one of the lads kicked it infront of him and he tripped on it.
    He got that angry he picked it up and threw it straight at his head.

    Also, some girl was flirting with this lad and wasn't letting him through the door, so after about 20 seconds of it he backhanded her and shouted 'TO THE FLOOR B****'.
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    In psychology we somehow got to discussing how men with flash cars had small penises and were using the car to attract women, and one of the guys in class went 'Whereas guys in **** cars can just whip it out'.

    When we learned about the fight of flight response my teacher asked what we'd do if a tiger would walk into the class right now. The same guy as above went 'Be more confused than anything, why is there a tiger in the school?' we had Ofsted in that day, and as the officers left one of them turned and went 'The tigers and lions are leaving now'.
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    (Original post by Tai Ga)
    There was a fight, and I pulled a girls weave out :colonhash:
    Does that mean her clothes :?

    (Original post by Yasmin25)
    During one of our primary school xmas plays, we had to do a dance on the stage while singing some xmas song and one boy got too carried away and danced off the edge of the stage and fell side first right into the big xmas tree and that toppled over and all you heard was him muffled singing in tune with the song "I'm fine!". Still laugh remembering that. I think we were in P5 or 6 when that happened.

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    lmao, that must have been hilarious..

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    I was in Year 9 and my classmates and I were queuing up for lunch. Because the queue was so long and big, we were waiting for over half an hour so one of our classmates decides to dance about in the corridor we were waiting in to entertain us all. She pulls off the splits magnificently only we all hear an ear splitting "CRRRRRRRCK!" It turns out she managed to split her trousers at the back and everyone in the vicinity heard it all. :lol: She ran off covering her arse with her hands. Her solution? Put her P.E shorts over her split trousers and continue dancing again. :lol:
    One male kid did that and he had his keys in his pocket, and he tore his scrotum.

    He said that he was hoping a hot female nurse would help him, cue his disappointment when his friends dad was treating him lmao.

    (Original post by Kåte)
    Someone slipped some Viagra in a guy's water bottle and he kept needing to leave English class "for a wee".

    Someone's desk collapsed during a SAT exam and they went down with it face first.

    Someone managed to leave a poo in another person's locker and the whole school had to have year group assemblies to find out who did it.
    Where did they even get viagra from lol.

    The Year 6 exam or for US?

    That's hilariously disgusting haha

    (Original post by Ndella)
    So much **** considering I went to a girls' school.

    2 of my friends decided to have a condom water balloon fight on the school roof at lunchtime, but the school librarian caught them and snitched to the head teacher. They had internal exclusion for a week.

    For our leavers' video, us year 11s decided to run through the school and through the library - again, the librarian reported us.

    In year 8, this girl was sending emails to some people with pictures of fat and ugly people, saying it was them. They then reported her to the head of year, and she was accused of "cyber bullying" lol

    In year 9, the same girl made fun of a girl with a speech problem, so she punched her in the middle of a lesson and it turned to a full-on fight.

    Throughout year 10 and 11, this girl claimed to have slept with around 15 guys so ended up with a reputation for being a ****. Every month, a rumour would be spread about her that she was pregnant. I don't think she goes to college anymore so who knows, she could be taking care of her baby atm.
    I put a condom in a mini fridge, and blew it up like a balloon and it went solid aha.

    Wow, your school sounds fun
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    I remember one class where the teacher was late so we all hid under the tables planning to jump up and surprise her when she walked in. One boy hid in the cupboard and managed to stay there the whole lesson, the teacher was so angry when he jumped out at the end!

    Once, on a school trip to america, we were all getting on the subway. One boy had been buying sweets from one of the stalls at the station, and missed the train. He turned round and did this hilarious awkward wave at everyone as the train left

    There was another time when we managed to lock one teacher (who everyone was really scared of) in his cupboard for half a lesson (he had gone into the cupboard to find some textbooks or something and one of the other kids sneakily locked the door). The whole class was really shocked and too scared to let him out, so left him there to be found by the cleaners during lunch break We got in sooo much trouble, everyone had detention

    Lol, hadn't realised so many funny things happened at my school
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    (Original post by DErasmus)
    So this is what you dirty peasants get up to at state schools.
    Tbf I went to top state and grammar

    That was in a below av state primary school, one boy also went No 2. in the urinal.

    (Original post by grgrgr)
    A teacher accidentally drew boobies on the smart board :teehee:
    haha, in math this teacher was talking about the stretches and shrinks for y=f(x) etc. and I swear she said humps for bumps, and I sniggered.

    (Original post by lucybuckleyy)
    So many.
    - every music lesson, locking the teacher in the cupboard and putting the DJ demo full blast on the keyboards all lesson.
    - in year 9, we got given iPads for a history lesson to find videos and stuff about WW2, teacher said "I don't want anyone putting stupid videos on" 5 minutes later Gay Bar comes on full blast and a lad got his pants pulled down from the back
    - playing the 'secret penis' game in art: drawing subtle penis' in artwork and whoever draws the most obvious **** without the teacher noticing, wins. I won since I drew a huge **** on a flower and it got put up on display so there we just saw this massive nob on the wall every art lesson since.
    I could post so many stories on this thread.


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    Forgotten all about the dj tempo mix omg xD
 
 
 
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