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    She was then distracted by the unusual presence of a young Muslim couple walking on the opposite side of the street. After a short burst of inner rage at the consequence of multiculturalism, she was then struck by the sudden wave of sadness. No longer could the fight agaisnt Islamification have a victory in sight, the liberal agenda had succeeded.
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    Back at the man's house, the police had decided to leave the man's house and search for this young woman, that they had been informed about.
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    They had heard the young woman had visited Curry's earlier that day, so decided to pay the shop a visit.

    They walked inside the store and began to search. One of the policemen gasped in shock at a laptop screen and the other policemen hurried over.

    'Joe McJoe was friends with Jimmy Saville," He explained. "Clearly, this is substantial proof that he was a peado!"

    One of the policemen scratched his head in confusion and asked 'Who's Joe McJoe?"

    "Oh, some guy who was on a It's a Knockout thing," Another policeman shrugged dismissively. "Oh well. It's someone to arrest, I suppose. Just a shame it's not anyone high profile,"

    The policemen left the store and decided to pursue their Joe McJoe case instead.
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    After getting over her emotions over seeing the Muslim couple, the woman then decided to carry on her pursuit in finding the man she's looking for, and told the 'Morgan Freeman' stunt double that she did not want him, in her and the baby's life, because he wasn't earning enough money, like Morgan Freeman.
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    As Angela twisted from side to side she decided that the breadcrumbs where not going to be enough to cover her whole body.

    She decided on dipping her legs in nutella and the rest in breadcrumbs. She made sure the breadcrumbs had plenty of turmeric powder in them otherwise she wouldn't taste so delicious.

    Two weeks later Arnold came around. He was getting hungry. Margaret laid her former pet fish Angela on a plate ready for her new boyfriend Arnold.

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    Morgan Freeman then heard about the story via a tweet from Sir Alan Sugar and flew straight from America to meet the woman. The he...
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    ... The hero, Morgan Freeman then arrived in England, on a private jet, early in the evening.
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    Morgan asked around for the lady's address (because this is a story not a movie where everything falls into place). He spent days looking for her. Eventually he saw the doors open to a beautiful redhead. He fell to his knees.....

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    Then he heard the director's voice shout 'Cut!' and stood back up again.
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    But then he got knocked down, but got back up again. Nothing was gonna keep him down....
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    That was until he fell unconscious after the young woman whacked him over the head.
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    Meanwhile, a young girl called Jinx had noticed what was going on. She shrugged and got a piece of paper out of her pocket in one swift motion. The paper had said 'Arcanine Lane dragon shadows,' and Jinx had come to Arcanine Lane that was only a few blocks away from her house to see what the paper she found actually meant. It had to mean something then, right? Or more like she was just bored as hell and wanted something to do.
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    ..Morgan Freeman then woke up in the hospital, with Bruce Lee standing at his bedside.
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    All of a sudden a giant dragon with the face of Miley Cyrus appeared next to Morgan Freeman and Bruce Lee!
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    The giant dragon then stuck it's tongue out, and Bruce Lee then kicked the dragon in the face (martial arts style).
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    The dragon came in like a wrecking ball, taking down half the hospital. Panic and confusion ensued...
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    "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGGG BALLLL!" The Miley-dragon was singing, and then her friend joined in; I giant beaver with the face of Justin Bieber! "BABY BABY OHHH!" The JB-beaver bawled annoyingly.

    (Don't get the wrong idea, I don't like JB or Miley Cyrus. No offence to those that do though; equality XD)
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    The duet was too much for Bruce Lee. No amount of training could have prepared him for the talentless duo (sorry, don't like them either). When he thought all hope was lost...
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    And when Bruce Lee was at breaking point with the influence of the awful duo, salvation finally came... Or more like random lava came from the sky and burned the talentless two to death. Yay salvation for Bruce Lee!
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    Throught out all this commotion, Morgan Freeman just sat there traumatized and completely forgetting how he ended up in hospital in the first place.
 
 
 
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