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(Original post by SuperiorGenius)
You can have my sister if you want. She's a ****ing ****.
Where can I meet her?!??!!? 😜


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stop w***ing, you'll feel horny then will get a girl.
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It's just about keeping up a conversation no matter how boring it may seem to you, if she throws some random thing at you, react to it - otherwise she'll question why she's bothering. Avoid saying things constantly like "what are you doing this weekend...." - if she has SnapChat get that because its better for smalltalk and you can learn a lot while not running dry quickly.
I did the same thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but it end with dead conversation, she's not saying anything she just want me to talk to her always so I just ignore her !!!
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(Original post by watttuppp)
Just man the **** up, go talk to the girl you like and ask her out.. don't ask her for a drink cos that's boring as ****
I did this already

The result was not perfect, I don't know what's the wrong!!!
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(Original post by arminb)
stop w***ing, you'll feel horny then will get a girl.
That's not a solution
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I usually just set lots of traps to catch them in
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(Original post by Kaiju)
I usually just set lots of traps to catch them in
Like what ?
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Usually pitfall traps work pretty well, although it's a hassle winching them back out of the holes again.

I've experimented a little bit with ye olde cage dropping from the ceiling after luring them onto a pressure plate but I find that some girls manage to dodge it when the hear the tell-tale click of the plate activating.

That and societies constant pushing of girls to reach size 0 means I have to invest in more sensitive pressure plates which is costly and inefficient.
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(Original post by The2.2master)
So what's the next step ! xD
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(Original post by Kaiju)
Usually pitfall traps work pretty well, although it's a hassle winching them back out of the holes again.

I've experimented a little bit with ye olde cage dropping from the ceiling after luring them onto a pressure plate but I find that some girls manage to dodge it when the hear the tell-tale click of the plate activating.

That and societies constant pushing of girls to reach size 0 means I have to invest in more sensitive pressure plates which is costly and inefficient.
WTH are you saying !!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, thanks cage boy for your advice !
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Just ask her out for a meal or take her out somewhere nice!
Be a proper gentleman, ask her lots of questions about herself and laugh lots!

We aren't that hard to figure out, treat her nicely and she'll fall for you soon enough :begone:
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Don't think about it. It'll do you NO good moaning "I don't have a girlfriend", and the very thought of trying to get one actually makes it harder to. I predict that dating sites will drop like flies once people find out that they bring out the worst in humans: unrealistic expectations and impossible perfections.

Finish your education if you have any, then start looking for a job. Unlike partners, jobs are essential for making a living
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(Original post by The2.2master;51270977[B)
If you have something good to say, say it. [/B]

If you don't have anything just keep your mouth shut

Crocodiles kill their prey by clamping them with their mouth, dragging them under water and spin them around. Stingrays are seldom as lethal.

Dont know how OP can get a woman tho.
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