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This thread probably needs cleaning

Tilly - clean up in relationships please!
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(Original post by Silver Arrow)
Go clubbing and lower your standards mate.
How can I when the woman don't want to talk to me
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Go buy a toy of your favourite pornstar's vagina or something. Or try and find a girl to bang. Or pay someone.
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When I can find prostitues????
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When I can find prostitues????
Your local dark alley.

Just do a Google search and you'll most likely find loads in your area.
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Go to a Chinese Health Shop and ask for a massage. Check fbsm.co.uk
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(Original post by nylonfeetlover)
Go to a Chinese Health Shop and ask for a massage. Check fbsm.co.uk
Are these safe? thanks a lot
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(Original post by Precious Illusions)
Sex toy of some sort? :dontknow:
Made my night LOOOOOL :adore:
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Holy **** are you that desperate mate?
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(Original post by nylonfeetlover)
Go to a Chinese Health Shop and ask for a massage. Check fbsm.co.uk
The website you gave me don't work, it won't let me sign up
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Are these safe? thanks a lot
They give you a massage and they finish with a handjob ("happy ending") for an extra "tip" of £20 (do NOT pay more than that!), so that's VERY safe. If you're interested, I can give you a list of places in China Town (London) but they do it everywhere, as far as I know. Email me:

nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk
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The website you gave me don't work, it won't let me sign up
Email me:
nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk
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(Original post by nylonfeetlover)
They give you a massage and they finish with a handjob ("happy ending") for an extra "tip" of £20 (do NOT pay more than that!), so that's VERY safe. If you're interested, I can give you a list of places in China Town (London) but they do it everywhere, as far as I know. Email me:

nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk
Lmao really? How on earth did you come across that? Did you just ask them if they gave a happy ending? That must have been very awkward.
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(Original post by DorianGrayism)
You can still use a sex toy or a hoover
Hoovers suck :ahee:
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(Original post by nylonfeetlover)
Email me:
nylon DOT feetlover AT yahoo DOT co DOT uk
Hey I have messages you here at TSR
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This whole thread makes me want to cry..... And now I want an apple pie (For non American Pie like reasons)
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This whole thread makes me want to cry..... And now I want an apple pie (For non American Pie like reasons)
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How can I when the woman don't want to talk to me
Who gives a ****? 93% of what you say isn't coming out of your mouth. It's all in the body language.
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Who gives a ****? 93% of what you say isn't coming out of your mouth. It's all in the body language.
Really you think so?
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Get the fatties
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