I heard my parents banging......... Watch

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youll be fine its apart of life i hear my parents banging all the time its odd since theyre my parents but meh life they made me im grateful since im fabulous
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So earlier I was in the bath and my Mum and Dad had gone to bed, after my bath I went back downstairs to watch TV I don't think they realised I had gone back downstairs. They probably thought I had gone to my room, we have quite a large house so I can't hear anything normally in my room as it isn't near my parents at all.

I was sat there and I could hear all this moaning and just awful noises and banging and it was my parents having sex. I quickly went into the kitchen because I didn't want to hear that but I could still hear it, turned the tv up and it still didn't drown it out and I didn't want to go upstairs as it just didn't feel right :eek:

After around 10 minutes it stopped so I went upstairs to my bedroom, I saw my Mum on the way to my room and she said goodnight to me and idk it was really awkward.

I feel really awkward now. I'm not naive enough to think that they don't have sex, that's how they made me but I didn't want to hear that and now I can't look at my Mum in the same way.

Idk am I weird? I feel weird for feeling so weirded out by it. I feel sick.
I don't think it's weird. Nobody wants to hear their parents having sex. Yeah, you know it happens, but you don't want to be aware of it, the moment it is happening.
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lol. Sex is natural,not sinful. Animals or fishes also have sex.

You will finally get used to it.

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(Original post by Ignorant)
i remember staying at my gmas house and me my brother and my parents all slept in one room.
They thought I was asleep..... I wasn't..

THE THINGS MY DAD SAID .......
oh god..
Tell us!
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It's true. Why are you concerned? I am not offended by my mothers sexuality; at most i find it icky.

Who do you think i am, Hamlet or summit?
I'd be scarred for life if I heard my mum. Weird as ****

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You think hearing it's bad. Try walking in on it. When you're 10 and your mind is still delicate and pure.
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Just be thankful it wasn't a handful of your local neighbours coming out of your mum and dads room, all dressed as different animals.

I could imagine that being far worse of a spectacle.
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It says a lot when a dog has had sex on the beach, but I haven't..
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My sister and I last year actually heard my divorced and single mother having phone sex and my sister (who is 25), actually started crying and begged me to make her stop.

Yep. That was an odd night.
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(Original post by KingStannis)
It's no big deal.

I go to bed late a lot so I often hear my mum fingering herself. It doesn't bother me THAT much tbh.
How old are you?
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My sister and I last year actually heard my divorced and single mother having phone sex and my sister (who is 25), actually started crying and begged me to make her stop.

Yep. That was an odd night.
Haven't seen you post in a while.

Get over it OP.
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Yeah that's an awkward situation. I don't blame you for not being able to go your merry way casually..


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It'd probs be awkward, but I don't think Id be mentally scared, it's absurd to think parents don't have sex or that they should abstain for it when their kids are at home. The sad truth is that most of us see our parents as asexual because that's how they've portrayed themselves to us from when we were little.
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Bet you wanted to join in, didn't you?
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I used to hear my dad and his gf having sex, it was icky but it's a good sign of having a good relationship it would be much worse if they didnt have sex EVER! Me and my partner have a 1 year old we still be banging when she's a teenager, his mum and dad never have sex though they sleep with the door open.
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I feel alone now
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I love how you go "I mean that's how they made me"
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOÒL



10 MINUTES A HAHA HAHAHA.


Feel sorry for me, imagine 6 hours straight.

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I kid you.

I hope I never experience that.

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(Original post by Juichiro)
Tell us!
"its always nice to bang in someone elses house"

"your the one who whipped it out"

kill me please
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