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    Oh noes I think I went full random guyz
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    You ever get the feeling that the North Korean governments spies on its people because they have a crush on them. Maybe Kim Jong Un is like that giant squid like ball thing from another universe on Futurama. He wants to love everyone. Except in this situation, in the end, nobody ends up loving Kim Jong Un whilst everyone lives Yimo the giant alien testicle with tape worms breaking out of it. Poor Kim, Kim all sad now. Frowny face
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    I really want a dog, but my parents wouldn't allow it. To be fair, it wouldn't be practical at this moment in time, but that doesn't make it any less annoying!

    I will one day make my dream come true.
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    When giraffes poop does it land like an meteorite to the ground

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    (Original post by realunited)
    When giraffes poop does it land like a meteorite to the ground

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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    So this man suffering from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere,
    Damn, I wanted to make that joke.

    "Suffering" implies it's actually a problem for him. Surely it's the woman that suffers from it, not the man?
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    wtf has happened to the site
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    (Original post by SassKing13)
    A Poem
    Is the faun on the lawn? Is he looking to mourn?

    Because his heart is torn? How can he mourn? If...he was never actually born?



    Totally your kind of thread

    You're fab

    Has anyone else wondered if the guy to first milk a cow was a genius, or a downright pervert?
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    (Original post by RFowler)
    Damn, I wanted to make that joke.

    "Suffering" implies it's actually a problem for him. Surely it's the woman that suffers from it, not the man?
    Missing out on at least 27 more minutes of intimate sex because your body jumps the gun does kinda seem like suffering.

    I suppose their sexual partner could also be unsatisfied but they're not the ones living with it. The sufferer being aware that they can't satisfy their partner could also lead to various confidence and depression issues.

    [[PS: Their other can be man, woman or anyone else really]]

    [[Wow ok I may have killed the joke now, sorry D: ]]
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    I'm really doing my hardest to justify NOT buying a 50mW green laser pen for £14.95...

    I had one before and lost it, but it's pretty much a lightsaber at night, and I want one sooo muuuuch D:

    Output Type: Constant Wave
    Wavelength: 532nm
    Output power: 1mW-200mW (Class III)
    Range up to 20 miles
    Laser colour: Green
    Size: 152 x 13 mm
    Weight 65 grams
    Power : 2 X AAA Batteries
    I mean GOSH
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    (Original post by CatnipGlows)
    You're fab

    Has anyone else wondered if the guy to first milk a cow was a genius, or a downright pervert?
    You genius...

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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    I'm really doing my hardest to justify NOT buying a 50mW green laser pen for £14.95...

    I had one before and lost it, but it's pretty much a lightsaber at night, and I want one sooo muuuuch D:



    I mean GOSH
    The only reason I can think of is it uses AAA batteries, ain't nobody got time for dat


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    How did Michael Jackson confess that he killed his son Jack?
    Answer he told his name.
    Mi(as in I)chael(as in kill) Jack(who is my)son.

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