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    Hey, let's do a 68. You go down on me and I owe you one.
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    - I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed-rock.
    - Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
    - Are your parents traffic wardens? Because you have "FINE" written all over you.
    - Your parents must be thieves, because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
    - I may not be a Transformer, but there's more than meets the eye.
    - Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past you again?
    - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    And the classic:

    "You must be Jamaican, coz Ja-makin me crazy."
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    bite some ice- just breaking the ice
    lollll
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    Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the f**k outta me!
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    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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    Are you from Tokyo because I wanna get into Ja-panties
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    (Original post by BenLynch9)
    I enjoyed those, nice work.
    Glad you liked them
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    Is your name Santi? Cazorla want is you.
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    -Do you have any Raisins?
    -Nope
    -Then how about a date? :3
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    (Original post by AlanaBloom)
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
    Itold my Biology teacher this one and he actually knew it lol we just covered DNA
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    Do you like Mountain Dew? Because I'd like to mount and dew you
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    Do you work for Royal Mail because I swear i saw you checking out my package

    On a scale of one to ten I'd give you one

    Are you from Tennessee because f*** me please.
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    "Did it hurt?"
    "did what hurt"
    "when you fell from heaven?"
    "aww"
    "cause that would explain why your face is so ****ed up"
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    Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
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    Approach two people and ask the less attractive one “do you want to dance?”. If they reply: “Yes” then reply: “Great, cos I wanna talk to your friend - dance floor's that way!” :borat: ('it's funny because it's rude', as Charlie Brooker would say)

    (Original post by boohoo99113)
    Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
    (Original post by leemer)
    If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus-Fine
    May have to remember this cute/dorky little one-two
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    You deserve to be nailed against a wall

    Because you're a masterpiece.
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    If I could move the alphabet I'd put my **** in your mouth
 
 
 
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