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    always wanted my partner to have severe hernias and bowel cancer
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    (Original post by RFowler)
    Errrrrr.... Not all ducks are brown. Your argument is invalid.
    Evidently these ducks have yet to be graced by her royal anus :mmm:
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    I would date someone who never pooped, if they were able to live normally and healthily besides the obvious lack of defecation.
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    It's a bit like saying girls don't fart.
    Some people claim not to do either of those
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    I would date someone who never pooped, if they were able to live normally and healthily besides the obvious lack of defecation.
    Except, they wouldn't be healthy at all.

    Do you think it's normal not to poop at all?
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    (Original post by Fruli)
    Except, they wouldn't be healthy at all.

    Do you think it's normal not to poop at all?
    It's so not normal that it's equally not normal to not poop at all and be healthy while doing so.
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    (Original post by OU Student)
    The only person I know who has serious pooing issues, has a serious medical condition.
    Yes, I was going to say the only person who I've come across/heard of that can't poo is a mermaid girl who's legs are attached together like a mermaid tail and she needs like to irrigate her poo stream and goes through a catheter...thingy.

    And old people.

    Anything else is just abnormal.

    (Original post by RobML)
    You are so ****ing funny.
 
 
 
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