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  • View Poll Results: How often do you masturbate?
    Once or more a day.
    37.40%
    A few times a week.
    44.27%
    A few times a month.
    10.69%
    I don't masturbate.
    7.63%

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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Lmao.

    (Weren't you banned?)
    I think I've been banned twice
    I can't really remember
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    (Original post by Groot)
    Well, you can ask him to masturbate before sex (tactical masturbation), so he can last longer with you.
    And yes, relationships do affect this.

    Haha now I'm just thinking of simon from inbetweeners slapping his willy around
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    I know that guy, he works for the British Civil Service.
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    (Original post by Raymat)
    Groot you should be studying.
    She's studying the masturbatory habits of TSRians.
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    She's studying the masturbatory habits of TSRians.
    I meant for her exams.
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    (Original post by jakeel1)
    I know that guy, he works for the British Civil Service.
    how could you get him confused with another guy?! this one here is a really famous model - his portfolio photos frequently appear on book covers worldwide!
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    I don't masturbate, masturbating is beta. Alpha males self pleasure
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    (Original post by Groot)
    I see you don't masturbate. Do you think you'd feel temporarily happier if you masturbated to that guy on TSR you like but can't be with?
    loled
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    Quite often probably twice per day eg at night especially lol
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    (Original post by neal95)
    Quite often probably twice per day eg at night especially lol
    Right before bed? :sexface:
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    (Original post by Smash Bandicoot)
    I don't masturbate, masturbating is beta. Alpha males self pleasure
    Extremely beta of you to have to rename it just so you don't feel like **** for being a beta.
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    (Original post by Groot)
    Extremely beta of you to have to rename it just so you don't feel like **** for being a beta.
    Masturbation's a crude act of gratification, my dear, self-pleasure is an art form. I myself prefer fellatio :sexface:
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    Sordid.
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    (Original post by Groot)
    Right before bed? :sexface:
    Spot on :L try and stay awake as long as I can then drift off to sleep, phone usually falling down the side of my bed lol
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    (Original post by Smash Bandicoot)
    Masturbation's a crude act of gratification, my dear, self-pleasure is an art form. I myself prefer fellatio :sexface:
    Bruh that's so beta
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    I will be frank and honest lol
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    (Original post by neal95)
    I will be frank and honest lol
    3 times in the last hour?
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    (Original post by Retired_Messiah)
    Bruh that's so beta
    you're just yanking my chain #punentirelyintended
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    (Original post by ChickenMadness)
    loled
    why is that even funny:indiff:
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    (Original post by Birkenhead)
    Sordid.
    Masturbation is safe and healthy, and relieves sexual tension. Potential rapists should try it sometime rather than letting their sexual tensions build so long, hard and throbbing.
 
 
 
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