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(Original post by Clez)
I've had some complaints of it hurting or being to go into mouths all the way etc, but as I generally have problems related to arousal and enjoyment, I dont tend to use it on other people very much
Yehh, tough times. Try seeing older girls, legit, it does the trick.
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Yehh, tough times. Try seeing older girls, legit, it does the trick.
Older girls being how old?
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I always trip up on mine, it's really going to injure me one day. That's why i have resorted to tucking it in my sock now.
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(Original post by Splashy108)
it is way too big and in the past my partners have been hospitalised.
Likely story...
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(Original post by Clez)
Older girls being how old?
Age is but a number my friend, but if you're wondering why your penis is too big and you're using it on 16/17 yr olds then the answer's obvious. 18+ is a good bet, if you're lucky (and old enough yourself) you might get 21/22+
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(Original post by AngelaMckenzie)
I always trip up on mine, it's really going to injure me one day. That's why i have resorted to tucking it in my sock now.
I wrap mine around my waist like a belt and tie a knot in it to stop it from falling
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
Age is but a number my friend, but if you're wondering why your penis is too big and you're using it on 16/17 yr olds then the answer's obvious. 18+ is a good bet, if you're lucky (and old enough yourself) you might get 21/22+
You assume too much.

They have all been 20 -23
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(Original post by Clez)
You assume too much.

They have all been 20 -23
well lucky you, just keep trying older girls then. A **** never hurt anybody.
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In all seriousness, I don't get why girls like a bigger manhood. My height is 5'11, surely the 11 inches there is enough?
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
well lucky you, just keep trying older girls then. A **** never hurt anybody.
You sound really pretentiously full of yourself btw - how old are you?
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
I wrap mine around my waist like a belt and tie a knot in it to stop it from falling
That's a nice piece of advice. Thanks.
Also i have a problem that when i get an erection because it's so massively gigantically huge all the blood gets pulled from the rest of my body and i faint.
Last time i woke up feeling abused, wearing ripped pants and a mum that's now blind in one eye.
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(Original post by Clez)
You sound really pretentiously full of yourself btw - how old are you?
It's probably because I am.

17! A good age, I wish I could stay 17 forever, do a Dorian Gray and and whatnot.
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(Original post by AngelaMckenzie)
That's a nice piece of advice. Thanks.
Also i have a problem that when i get an erection because it's so massively gigantically huge all the blood gets pulled from the rest of my body and i faint.
Last time i woke up feeling abused, wearing ripped pants and a mum that's now blind in one eye.
I once had that happen to me, I also have balls the size of space hoppers, I need to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.
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My penis is desperately average. :getmecoat:
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My penis is desperately average. :getmecoat:
Nothing wrong with average, most girls prefer 5-7 inches anyway.
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
Nothing wrong with average, most girls prefer 5-7 inches anyway.
I know, I made a penis size megathread and most girls voted for my category. :rolleyes:
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=3184365
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(Original post by AngelaMckenzie)
I always trip up on mine, it's really going to injure me one day. That's why i have resorted to tucking it in my sock now.
Feel your pain bro, I have a specially designed strap to hold it against my leg.
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
It's probably because I am.

17! A good age, I wish I could stay 17 forever, do a Dorian Gray and and whatnot.
Probably not the most advanced age to start trying to lecture people obviously older than you about sex then.
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Once knocked a girl out cold with a willy slap. Was just trying to have some fun
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
Ummm, this genuinely is not the case for me. I wonder if there is anyone though, post how big and any stories of "complaints" from previous/current partners.
Can we also have an 'ego is too big' thread?
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