What is the most bad ass thing you have ever done? Watch
I was a pretty weird kid during secondary school (quite awkward - didn't really know how to talk to people), I never really had friends so I'd sit on a bench outside by myself playing 5 finger fillet with my compass, obviously after 4 years (and a lot of holes) I got pretty good at it. Once I started college I made friends and got invited out for stuff, but still I was a bit awkward.
So in the year 12 -13 summer holidays I was at a house party and my friend forced me into talking to this cute girl in the kitchen. I was very self concious so after a while I was paranoid that I was boring her, but I was also a bit tipsy so I thought I'd do 5 finger fillet to impress her. For whatever reason she did look quite impressed (so was I tbh lol) and then my genius drunk brain said "let me try it with your hand" she said no at first so I said I'd put my hand on top of hers and she agreed. About 5 people were watching me at this point and somehow I managed to avoid chopping our fingers off.
Long story short, I lost my virginity that night (It was actually a month later, but that doesn't sound as cool)
Once (and this happens like never, most of the time we sit praying for people with blisters to ask us for plasters) this man dropped -literally- dead in front of us.
No, I didn't rush over to him and heroically start performing CPR....instead I jumped back in shock, squeaked girlishly and let my partner do the important stuff whilst I called an ambulance and ran around grabbing the portable defib etc.
Still felt pretty badass though, even if I was shaken up for days afterwards
(p.s as far as I know, the man is still alive today)
No one saw.