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HoW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL?? (WARNING)(ALPHA) watch

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    (Original post by Straighthate)
    'random crashes'
    you are joking right? the guitar riff is perfectly in time with the double bass drumming

    i can instantly deduce you are unable to compute complex rhythms, which is why you resort to rave music
    I didn't listen to the above songs because I've heard enough metal songs. I'd much rather listen to rock. I don't listen to music because of it's complex rhythms, I listen to it to enjoy it. Rave sounds much more pleasant than metal - to me, atleast.
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    (Original post by Imperion)
    I didn't listen to the above songs because I've heard enough metal songs. I'd much rather listen to rock. I don't listen to music because of it's complex rhythms, I listen to it to enjoy it. Rave sounds much more pleasant than metal - to me, atleast.
    i bet you will like this though

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    (Original post by Straighthate)
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    It takes courage to listen to this... I can't make much of what he's saying either.

    Even though this doesn't have lyrics, it 'feels' like it's taking you 'somewhere' - probably why it's good. The above song on the other had... can't really say much. I do congratulate the drummer for those beats. But hey, this is my opinion One man's meat is another man's poison.
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    (Original post by Imperion)
    It takes courage to listen to this... I can't make much of what he's saying either.

    Even though this doesn't have lyrics, it 'feels' like it's taking you 'somewhere' - probably why it's good. The above song on the other had... can't really say much. I do congratulate the drummer for those beats. But hey, this is my opinion One man's meat is another man's poison.
    3:12 onwards

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    (Original post by Straighthate)
    3:12 onwards

    This isn't metal but this is great
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    If I put a spoon next to my ears, does that mean I am listening to metal?
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    Well I guess i'm a man then because I like this stuff xD

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    no one really likes heavy metal, they just say they do to look cool. No one has ever said when they have heard a heavy metal song playing "thats a nice song". they just decide "im going to like heavy metal" and then convince themselves they do. the mind is a powerful thing
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    (Original post by Straighthate)
    im impressed, you show some development in your musical ear
    although you clearly dont have enough testosterone coarsing through your veins to appreciate truly brutal music
    Oh, are we having a Kvlter-than-thou competition?



    you lose, thanks for playing.
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    (Original post by Stiff Little Fingers)
    Oh, are we having a Kvlter-than-thou competition?


    you lose, thanks for playing.

    LMAO, is that song a ****ing joke?
    -pussy vocals, no bite
    -guitars thinner than tissue paper

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    (Original post by Straighthate)



    here is matt kroc, a reigstered pharmacist and elite powerlifter,
    as you can see, the effects of long term exposure to alpha male music is astounding, note the bulging muscles and the androgenous look alpha 10/10 for sure along with a highly adept intellect



    on the otherhand we can observe the polar opposite, note the recessive genes expressed in his face due to high estrogen levels, truly devastating and you can tell his prescence is not as powerful as matt kroc, nor is his intelligence
    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    I heard Matt Kroc was born a woman.
    Bump to celebrate me being sort-of right about Janae Marie Kroc's gender identity :yy:
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    Bump to celebrate me being sort-of right about Janae Marie Kroc's gender identity :yy:
    this truth bomb is like a shot to my soul
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    (Original post by Straighthate)
    this truth bomb is like a shot to my soul
    Surprised you hadn't heard rumours about Kroc NGL
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    I used to listen to it in my secondary school years, but preferences can change.
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    I'm a girl but I listen to a few different types of metal
    I like mostly heavy metal, metalcore and black metal, I also really like growled vocals

    but i also love...




    BABYMETAL!

    but that's not much of a secret
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    Surprised you hadn't heard rumours about Kroc NGL
    It's confirmed

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    A Heavy Metal thread with no Sabbath

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    (Original post by Straighthate)
    LMAO, is that song a ****ing joke?
    -pussy vocals, no bite
    -guitars thinner than tissue paper

    1:19
    Ah, so it's just a heavy off.



    Lower it to H-Flat, then come back.
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    how can u call urself a real man if u dont even listen to kyary pamyu pamyu?
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    (Original post by The_Blade)
    It's confirmed

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    I'm saying I was surprised he hadn't heard the rumours before it was confirmed.
 
 
 

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