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    (Original post by slytherin snake)
    You don't hold your poop in your anus you idiot.
    mines on the rim now so yes you do


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    (Original post by Treypound)
    mines on the rim now so yes you do


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    Go back to school and learn biology.

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    Did you just ask if girls poo? I'm out m8
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    (Original post by justag)
    Go back to school and learn biology.

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    it obviously exits via the anus


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    She poos. Run, just run mate go. NOW.
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    (Original post by Treypound)
    it obviously exits via the anus


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    But it's not stored there. U grade in biology I see

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    I completely understand your predicament - it's a well documented condition known as "Restrictus Faecet Momention".

    The only cure is to empty your bowels in a specific way - you need to pay for a rolling contract in the nearest 5 star hotel in order to use their clean bathroom.
    While this is expensive it is the only way you will be able to use the toilet - five star for number twos.

    Most people suffering from the condition make back most/all of the money they paid to the hotel by selling the complimentary hotel toiletries on eBay.

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    I love how people are still prescribing solutions, like OP actually has an issue here.
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    (Original post by justag)
    But it's not stored there. U grade in biology I see

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    where did I say it was stored in the anus? you got a U in English Lit obviously.

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    (Original post by Bambii2312)
    Take a dump whilst youre "having a shower" leave the water running, dump, then shower
    Take one in the shower and stamp it down the drain.
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    If you're not mature enough to know that everyone empties their bowels, you shouldn't have moved in with your girlfriend. You should still be living with mummy and daddy.
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    funny cus it can be a genuine problem. i used to stay at my gfs place at uni a lot. she had ensuite and the toilet door didnt really close. just sort of shut - but no locks or anything. semi see through door with gaps around edges. was like an ill fiitting window. impossible to relieve in peace.
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    (Original post by perpetualpaths)
    If you're not mature enough to know that everyone empties their bowels, you shouldn't have moved in with your girlfriend. You should still be living with mummy and daddy.
    Do you really refer to your parents as mummy and daddy? and to think you are talking about levels of maturity.


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    You're gonna get an anal disease if you continue like that.
    Just poo. You're gonna block the toilet if you keep it stored longer.
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    (Original post by Treypound)
    Do you really refer to your parents as mummy and daddy? and to think you are talking about levels of maturity.


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    Please read my previous advice given.

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    (Original post by Cherie Amour)
    I love how people are still prescribing solutions, like OP actually has an issue here.
    Cuz YOLO
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    (Original post by phoenixsilver)
    Please read my previous advice given.

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    not what I asked so please answer my previous question. Pointless trying to take me on mate, you will surely lose.


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    (Original post by Treypound)
    what a stupid comment, you could go 6 weeks if you wanted to, you simply just hold it in. Not everyone receives anal so my anus isn't as loose as yours.


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    But cant you die or get seriously ill if you hold it in?
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    What an idiot! I can't believe I took this guy's other thread seriously. :rofl:
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    (Original post by Treypound)
    where did I say it was stored in the anus? you got a U in English Lit obviously.

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    You said yourself it moved into your anus, by that point it's on its way out. So it must be stored there according to your false logic.

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