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    (Original post by sr90)
    Is your name Santi? Cazorla want is you.


    http://imgur.com/oGUV0LD

    :lol:
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    You and I should brie together.
    I camembert being without you.


    I'm out.
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    I'd like to insert my ethernet cable in to your RJ45 port :sexface:
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    Hi. What is your name?
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    Are you made of 11 protons? Cayse you are sodium fine
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    Are you a thief? :eek: Because you just stole my heart :love:
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    (Original post by iSerendipity)
    Are you a thief? :eek: Because you just stole my heart :love:
    Aww you.
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    (Original post by william walker)
    Aww you.
    Did it work? I'll be using this on everyone :lol:
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    (Original post by iSerendipity)
    Did it work? I'll be using this on everyone :lol:
    No. I am only looking for an Anglican GF. But it was lovely, thank you.
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    Are you a parking ticket? Cuz u got fine written all over you :smug:

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    I am a simple man.
    After asking for the fair lady's name i gently whisper into her ear: "wanna smash"
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    Do you like plotting graphs?
    Because I'd totally plot my points all over you
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    (Original post by amoham)
    Are you a parking ticket? Cuz u got fine written all over you :smug:

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    That is just the perfect avatar for that pick up line
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    Ikr

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    You must be tired
    "Why?"
    You've been running through my head all night. Screaming.

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    (Original post by william walker)
    No. I am only looking for an Anglican GF. But it was lovely, thank you.
    Lol William, I wasn't being serious smh :rofl: I wonder if chat up lines really work on anybody though? Would be interested to see what people's reactions are to some of these lines in real life
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    (Original post by Cherie Amour)
    Making you a 1. Emmmmbarrassing.
    I tried my best
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    Are you a haunted house?
    Because I will cry when I come inside you
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    (Original post by Skill Twix)
    Are you a haunted house?
    Because I will cry when I come inside you
    I don't know what's throwing me off more. Crying when you enter a haunted house or crying when you have sex with a woman.
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    Is your name Joe? Because you've stolen my Hart
 
 
 
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