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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Yeah but they're losers.
    You are correct, of course.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Yeah but they're losers.
    And what/who says you aren't?
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    (Original post by Francis.C)
    And what/who says you aren't?
    Are you the guy sending **** pics? lol
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    There's this girl I know, her name is Charlotte.

    She's really pretty. But she totally ignores me.

    She doesn't laugh at my jokes. She doesn't even really smile at me. I actually think she kinda doesn't like me

    So I've got myself a nice car, i keep myself fit, I have cool hipster glasses and I never miss a opportunity to show off my net worth and my degree from Oxford. I smile at her all the time. I even told her I liked her dress when I didn't - it looked cheap and like it was bought from Primark, but I said it anyway.

    What else can I be doing?!

    And in general, how do you impress sexy girls?!
    Looks like an excerpt from an Inbetweeners script.
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    (Original post by enaayrah)
    Do you carry your Oxford degree around with you or something?
    No, he carries his new car.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Are you the guy sending **** pics? lol
    Ha nah but am the guy who has a better chance at getting this so called Charlotte than you are. '—'
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    You could try sending unsolicited **** pics. I hear a few users on here have tried that approach.
    You implied you wanted them.
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    You implied you wanted them.
    Tell it to the judge.
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    Tell it to the judge.
    So you're a lawyer now.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    There's this girl I know, her name is Charlotte.

    She's really pretty. But she totally ignores me.

    She doesn't laugh at my jokes. She doesn't even really smile at me. I actually think she kinda doesn't like me

    So I've got myself a nice car, i keep myself fit, I have cool hipster glasses and I never miss a opportunity to show off my net worth and my degree from Oxford. I smile at her all the time. I even told her I liked her dress when I didn't - it looked cheap and like it was bought from Primark, but I said it anyway.

    What else can I be doing?!

    And in general, how do you impress sexy girls?!
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    You are correct, of course.
    :dong:

    What if it is solicited?
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    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    :dong:

    What if ti is solicited?
    Lol, gross.
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    (Original post by opi453)
    Might not like asains
    Yeh I think this is it. I think she's just racist. Good point.
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    You implied you wanted them.
    I see how it is.
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    I see how it is.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Mmmmmmm KK.
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    Mmmmmmm KK.
    I didn't technically send Viva Emptiness **** pics but I did send her nudes of me and a bunch of other guys (no homo we were models).
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    I think if there's something that's anathema to sexy girls it's trying too hard. It's probably the wrong strategy to try to impress people, so I'd advise just to talk to her and get a conversation going. If you click then ask her out.
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    I didn't technically send Viva Emptiness **** pics but I did send her nudes of me and a bunch of other guys (no homo we were models).
    And you didn't think I'd want to see them too? I'm offended.
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    And you didn't think I'd want to see them too? I'm offended.
    Honestly I'm pretty disappointed that Jess didn't gossip them over to you.

    It's almost as if everything TV taught me about women has been a lie.
 
 
 
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