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    (Original post by Imperion)
    OMG

    Bite me Dracula :ahee:
    hehe

    Sniff me Dracula! (as in my blood) :awesome:
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    Are you angered by the romanticism that had been developed around your.. erm.. species?
    Why could you not stay a blood sucking villain instead of becoming some sort of teenage fantasy?
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?
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    A cab!
    ahahah very good
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    (Original post by BurstingBubbles)
    What are your views on garlic? :mmm:
    Garlic!? How dare you mention such a foul substance in my presence.

    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    How are your many wives?
    Please, don't let Mrs Dracula hear those accusations - I'm happily married thank you very much, but she'll be angry to know those theories are being brought up again.

    (Original post by kka25)
    Suck me dracula! (I mean my blood)
    Why, of course you meant blood - whatever else could it be!?

    (Original post by Imperion)
    OMG

    Bite me Dracula :ahee:
    Are you ready to join the vampires?

    (Original post by the bear)
    ermm how do you tidy your hair if you do not have a reflection in the mirror ?

    :holmes:
    I shouldn't really be telling you this, but we have a very successful Vampire Hairdresser service going - we can't see our own reflection, but we can sort out our fellow vamps!
    (Original post by Lostrider)
    Are you angered by the romanticism that had been developed around your.. erm.. species?Why could you not stay a blood sucking villain instead of becoming some sort of teenage fantasy?
    Whilst it's a remarkably inaccurate depiction of us, it's worked wonders with being able to trick you humans into trusting us more easily :jacko:
    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    why is this linked as 'are you having enough fun'?

    That dratted technology again!
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    (Original post by Count Dracula)

    Why, of course you meant blood - whatever else could it be!?
    Oh, dracula, you know as human so well. And I like it if you ********** as well!
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    (Original post by Count Dracula)
    Are you ready to join the vampires?
    I was born ready :smug:
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    Can I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?
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    (Original post by SirMasterKey)
    Can I ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?
    What can you offer her?
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    (Original post by Count Dracula)
    Greetings, mortals!

    It's come to that time of year where us monsters get to spend time among you humans without drawing attention to ourselves. This year though, we're doing things a little differently... so take your chance to ask what questions you want of a real vampire.

    (And before you ask... no, we don't actually sparkle)
    How do you feel being bested by that insolent pup Richter Belmont; and your own son, Alucard?
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    How do you feel being bested by that insolent pup Richter Belmont; and your own son, Alucard?
    No-one can truly best Dracula.
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    Suck me :sexface:
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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    Suck me :sexface:
    Blood :drool:

    (Original post by 雷尼克)
    cringe
    What is the meaning this mortal term?
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    Do you get dental work free on the NHS?
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    (Original post by Simes)
    Do you get dental work free on the NHS?
    No. And you wouldn't believe the amount of dental work us vampires need.
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    What do you put on equal ops forms for 'religion'?
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    What sun cream do you recommend?
    Do you have arithmomania?
    If you had the choise would you rather be drowned, burned, or staked?
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    (Original post by Aph)
    If you had the choice would you rather be drowned, burned, or staked?
    Crikey! That's a bit insensitive!
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    (Original post by Simes)
    What do you put on equal ops forms for 'religion'?
    Vampirism :fangs:

    (Original post by Aph)
    What sun cream do you recommend?
    Do you have arithmomania?
    If you had the choise would you rather be drowned, burned, or staked?
    I recommend avoiding the sun at all costs - we don't take the term 'night owl' lightly.

    Ah, I think you must have confused me with Count von Count - an easy mistake. Just remember, I'm much more scary than him :jacko:

    Drowned - us vampires don't need to breathe, so at least I could survive that one!

    (Original post by Simes)
    Crikey! That's a bit insensitive!
    Sadly, you mortals often forget that us monsters have feelings too :moon:
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    (Original post by Count Dracula)
    Vampirism :fangs:



    I recommend avoiding the sun at all costs - we don't take the term 'night owl' lightly.

    Ah, I think you must have confused me with Count von Count - an easy mistake. Just remember, I'm much more scary than him :jacko:

    Drowned - us vampires don't need to breathe, so at least I could survive that one!



    Sadly, you mortals often forget that us monsters have feelings too :moon:
    I'm afraid you need to do your research. Drowning is considered one of the most effective ways to kill a vampire

    And you aren't scary, you're like a little kitten.
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    (Original post by Aph)
    I'm afraid you need to do your research. Drowning is considered one of the most effective ways to kill a vampire
    Your human myths are often inaccurate, I'm afraid - how can you drown something that doesn't breathe?
 
 
 
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