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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My thoughts exactly...



    Oh dear god, I think OP has found the one. HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT THAT? I almost cried
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    Jks...it was hilarious, I laughed for a good 5 minutes
    The funniest thing I've heard today!!! I love it
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    (Original post by kantdothis)
    Buy me flowers first and my womb shall be yours.
    :redrose::redrose::redrose:
    Please sir, may I have some womb?
    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No, yesterday he told me he came all over my tsr avatar of ALICE!!!! :afraid:
    Actually, I only said that I was willing to do that.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    The funniest thing I've heard today!!! I love it

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    The peadophile thing made me laugh too(not that it should have). I put it in a spolier because I don't think I should admit such a thing out loud

    (Original post by Davalla)
    Actually, I only said that I was willing to do that.
    Either way, still scary stuff.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My thoughts exactly...



    Oh dear god, I think OP has found the one. HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT THAT? I almost cried
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    Jks...it was hilarious, I laughed for a good 5 minutes
    :|

    That is... Not funny :Z
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    eminem? is that u?
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    If this is a troll, then it's a pretty good one. If not, then you're trying too hard.
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    Okay, come on guys back off. I swear that half of you on this website are immature when it comes to relationships and all Davalla did was ask if anyone fancied him nothing terrible. You lot coming out with this stuff shows how childish you are. and guys hint of advice? Act your age not your shoe size.
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    (Original post by william walker)
    :flutter: I am modest with morality.
    Hi Will!
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    eminem? is that u?
    The order of "Will the real slim shady please stand up" came through, but unfortunately I am sitting down.
    (Original post by Tom Jickleson)
    If this is a troll, then it's a pretty good one. If not, then you're trying too hard.
    On the one hand, we have a compliment. On the other hand, we have criticism. Therefore according to Davalla logic, this post is neutral.
    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Okay, come on guys back off. I swear that half of you on this website are immature when it comes to relationships and all Davalla did was ask if anyone fancied him nothing terrible. You lot coming out with this stuff shows how childish you are. and guys hint of advice? Act your age not your shoe size.
    I ain't looking for marriage maaaaaaan.
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    It seems as though attractions between TSR members are becoming increasingly common, so I am now wondering: who here has considered having a go on me?

    So I made this thread to seek just how many people may have fell for my charm; looking back at PMs, two people have already messaged me about how they think I am as cute as a suit.

    So please feel free to drop a comment below or a sexy little PM about how you may feel about me.

    If you need more info to help you decide how you feel about myself: I am tall, not so dark, and handsome, many gals have complimented my 'lush' blue eyes, and I can sport a nice beard and tash so sometimes when kids ask me to get **** for them, I buy them the **** but runaway with them (the ****, not the kids; paedophilia probably isn't an attractive trait). Willy size is also good.

    Ambitious, this, innit?
    Need a pic of you, so i can fancy
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    What do I get in return?
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    (Original post by drowzee)
    What do I get in return?
    :backstab:
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    (Original post by samina_ay)
    Need a pic of you, so i can fancy
    You could try using your imagination. Go on, imagine a story!
    (Original post by drowzee)
    What do I get in return?
    Love and compassion. And passion.

    Plus thirteen times as much as whatever Big Willy below me might offer.
    (Original post by william walker)
    :backstab:
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    It seems as though attractions between TSR members are becoming increasingly common, so I am now wondering: who here has considered having a go on me?

    So I made this thread to seek just how many people may have fell for my charm; looking back at PMs, two people have already messaged me about how they think I am as cute as a suit.

    So please feel free to drop a comment below or a sexy little PM about how you may feel about me.

    If you need more info to help you decide how you feel about myself: I am tall, not so dark, and handsome, many gals have complimented my 'lush' blue eyes, and I can sport a nice beard and tash so sometimes when kids ask me to get **** for them, I buy them the **** but runaway with them (the ****, not the kids; paedophilia probably isn't an attractive trait). Willy size is also good.

    Ambitious, this, innit?
    The only thing I liked about this is when you said two people find you 'as cute as a suit' :lol:

    As for the rest... bro, do u even grammar?
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    Soooooooooooooooooo much.

    It's your avatar, it's sooooooooooo dark and mysterious.

    :rolleyes:
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    wtf even is...
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    (Original post by Danz123)
    As for the rest... bro, do u even grammar?
    Wot? Like...legit...wot?
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    Wot? Like...legit...wot?
    http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/29448819.jpg
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No, yesterday he told me he came all over my tsr avatar of ALICE!!!! :afraid:
    :mob:
 
 
 
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