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    We need pics as proof!!! Or you are making this up.

    Oh and congrats if it's true
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    (Original post by mikes19)
    Well done . Some people are so lucky, never had one and I am 21
    I'm not surprised...
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    (Original post by ILovePancakes)
    You believe him? :lolwut:
    No, not really, he's a ridiculously obvious troll, we all know that. It was just a roundabout way of saying "I'd have thought that someone like yourself would be incapable of getting a girlfriend"
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    wow such congrats

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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    OP,what happened to the being humble advice?
    I think you're confusing me with someone...anyone else.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    We need pics as proof!!! Or you are making this up.

    Oh and congrats if it's true
    (Original post by william walker)
    Where is my pic?
    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Obviously I can't post pics lol

    Let me say tho

    Face is about 6/10, I think she's in her early thirties, but I haven't the courage to ask exactly.
    Body is like 8/10 - really nice ass.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Obviously I can't post pics lol

    Let me say tho

    Face is about 6/10, I think she's in her early thirties, but I haven't the courage to ask exactly.
    Body is like 8/10 - really nice ass.
    Wait, u don't know the age of ur own gf? :erm:
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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    Wait, u don't know the age of ur own gf? :erm:
    Well we only met yesterday.
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    You should stop wearing your tighty whities from now on, unless you're confident she won't be put off from it...
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Well we only met yesterday.
    So you know she is your "girlfriend" as opposed to a girl acquaintance how...?
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Well we only met yesterday.
    If true, let us bow our heads and pray that it lasts for longer than 3 weeks lmao.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    So you know she is your "girlfriend" as opposed to a girl acquaintance how...?
    We went for dinner and then went back to my flat. And we;re doing something similar tomorrow. And she replies to my iMessages really quickly - thats a good sign.
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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    If true, let us bow our heads and pray that it lasts for longer than 3 weeks lmao.
    Does talking on tinder count?
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    Let me say tho

    Face is about 6/10, I think she's in her early thirties, but I haven't the courage to ask exactly.
    Body is like 8/10 - really nice ass.
    and comes complete with one of these?

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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    We went for dinner and then went back to my flat. And we;re doing something similar tomorrow. And she replies to my iMessages really quickly - thats a good sign.
    You're so ridiculous. 1 date and someone replying fast to your texts doesn't make them your girlfriend...
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    (Original post by dash52)
    you dont have a penis the same size as mine fgt
    How do you know?
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    You're so ridiculous. 1 date and someone replying fast to your texts doesn't make them your girlfriend...
    Could you link me to pdf of the contract? Ill print one out and get her to sign it tomorrow.
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    ... i wonder if she knows she's his girlfriend
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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    Wait, u don't know the age of ur own gf? :erm:
    I once dated someone who thought I was 27. I was 24.
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    How much did she cost?
 
 
 
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