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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Nah his arms don't work either, he's a vegetable.
    Couldn't he just wriggle like a fish
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    I can do front and back flip, cause i am a boss. #Boss.
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    (Original post by John55)
    Couldn't he just wriggle like a fish
    He will if you chuck him in the pool after forgetting to give him his epilepsy meds.
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    (Original post by PrincessZara)
    I can do front and back flip, cause i am a boss. #Boss.
    I can flip them and do them front and back, cause I am their boss. #VagToAnal
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    He will if you chuck him in the pool after forgetting to give him his epilepsy meds.
    That's pretty cruel, do you at least give him a straw to breathe through?
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    (Original post by PrincessZara)
    I can do front and back flip, cause i am a boss. #Boss.
    I can do front flips but I land on my back...
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I can flip them and do them front and back, cause I am their boss. #VagToAnal
    :afraid::eyebrow::eviltongue::erm::erm::hand::hand::thumbsdown::tomato:
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    (Original post by John55)
    I can do front flips but I land on my back...
    Awhhh hey, it's my lemon <3
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I can flip them and do them front and back, cause I am their boss. #VagToAnal
    Stop frightening little girls. :rofl:
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    (Original post by John55)
    That's pretty cruel, do you at least give him a straw to breathe through?
    No need, he's on an oxygen tank 24/7 I'm assuming they work underwater...
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    (Original post by Josb)
    Stop frightening little girls. :rofl:
    My bad, just getting excited for next weekend and getting a bit ahead of myself
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    I did, but almost every boy at my school can do them so not so much.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    No need, he's on an oxygen tank 24/7 I'm assuming they work underwater...
    I don't think he's going to be doing much wriggling anymore
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    (Original post by John55)
    I don't think he's going to be doing much wriggling anymore
    You're right. Maybe we should call the whole thing off and just stop giving him the meds? Maybe make him watch an overly colourful and flashy 90s dance music video in the dark and he'll be getting jiggy in no time
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    You're right. Maybe we should call the whole thing off and just stop giving him the meds? Maybe make him watch an overly colourful and flashy 90s dance music video in the dark and he'll be getting jiggy in no time
    Or just, y'know, give him back to the hospital or care home you stole him from
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    (Original post by PrincessZara)
    Awhhh hey, it's my lemon <3
    Good morning
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    (Original post by John55)
    Or just, y'know, give him back to the hospital or care home you stole him from
    I stole him from his wife actually, I tried giving him back after feeling guilty but she won't take him, she said she won't be able to afford any more shoes and sunbed hours if she has to start spending his benefits on hiring him carers again
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I stole him from his wife actually, I tried giving him back after feeling guilty but she won't take him, she said she won't be able to afford any more shoes and sunbed hours if she has to start spending his benefits on hiring him carers again
    Well good on you for trying your best to take care of him, some people don't show that kind of compassion, they'd just leave him at the door or some random hospital, but not you, you treated him like he was a real human being, you even tried teaching him how to swim, your a true hero.
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    (Original post by John55)
    Well good on you for trying your best to take care of him, some people don't show that kind of compassion, they'd just leave him at the door or some random hospital, but not you, you treated him like he was a real human being, you even tried teaching him how to swim, your a true hero.
    Never leave a good man behind He might be an absolute **** within his brain, but he can't speak so I just give him the benefit of the doubt
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Some think this is the next best thing since sliced bread, do you agree?
    Talent is very sexy.
 
 
 
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