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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    It's the police, your mother & father have died.


    That's a German joke, hope you enjoyed
    One joke I will never understand.
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    I have a song.

    Bubblegum bubble gum,
    Stick it up your teacher's bum.
    If it sticks,
    Pull her tits.
    Then comes out...
    Weetabix!

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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    I have a song.

    Bubblegum bubble gum,
    Stick it up your teacher's bum.
    If it sticks,
    Pull her tits!
    Then comes out...
    Weetabix!
    I hope you have a pleasant fall from your bed whilst sleeping :unimpressed:
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    I hope you have a pleasant fall from your bed whilst sleeping :unimpressed:
    Oh, you loved it a lot? I knew it
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    Oh, you loved it a lot? I knew it
    I was eating shredded wheats
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    I was eating shredded wheats
    Lucky you!
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    Who even eats that? :puke:
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    I hate it when job interviewers ask me "Where do you see yourself in five years' time?"

    I mean, it's not like I have 2020 vision...
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    Lucky you!
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    Who even eats that? :puke:
    Grown ups.
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    (Original post by delta-T)
    EAGLE: *internally* don't let them know ur an eagle

    INTERVIEWER: what's your main strength?

    E: im very eagle to learn

    I: ...

    E: SQUAWK
    Lol I like this one

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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    keep it lame and pg - i love primary school jokes
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    Your Life
    ****! ****!! I was so ready to say, "look at your life."


    Imagine the reps I would get.
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    My parents owned a paper shop...

    Until it blew away ha ha...
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    (Original post by David Brent.)
    My parents owned a paper shop...

    Until it blew away ha ha...
    That is really bad lol
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    I have a song.

    Bubblegum bubble gum,
    Stick it up your teacher's bum.
    If it sticks,
    Pull her tits.
    Then comes out...
    Weetabix!

    i cried at this one
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    (Original post by Animagus)
    ****! ****!! I was so ready to say, "look at your life."


    Imagine the reps I would get.
    probably not as many as you thought lol
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    A drunk train / railways operator has directed two trains to run along the same track - in such a way that they were to run facing each other.
    The two trains began speeding towards one another .. and .. did not meet.
    Why ? .. - Tough luck !

    (This is an anecdote that apparently belonged to - or was used by - Yuriy Nikulin (1921-1997), a Soviet / Russian actor, clown and circus director).
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    The british economy
    That's a joke atm
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    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
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    nah because it's too cheesy.
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    Stationary shop moves.

    Cork man drowns.



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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    Whenever I see someone saying "snorting" I automatically think of cocaine



    Well don't beat your 'alligator' too much over it.
    ....oh i see now,
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    What cheese do you eat on a windy day?

    brie-zy

    k, now let me die
 
 
 
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