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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Guys I just ate another one. This one had a dog hair on it

    Strange considering my dog was put down during the summer...

    I know this isn't easy for you to hear, but your dog turned into a malteser. I'm so sorry.
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    Yes, and probably for the greater good.
    Joking!!!
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    OK, now things have got serious. Just found (and nommed) a Minstrel.

    I'd swear I haven't bought any of those within the last month :eek3:
    Tasty, are they, these 'sweets'? Bit crunchy?

    Sounds like you have an infestation of dung beetles.

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    (Original post by Alexion)
    ... that I found on the floor in my bedroom.

    Am I going to die now?!?! :eek4:


    I hope it was worth it because...
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    ... that I found on the floor in my bedroom.

    WRONG QUESTION -> Am I going to die now?!?! :eek4:
    Did Senpai notice you? <- RIGHT QUESTION
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    Just in case anyone wanted to know exactly what it looked like (this is another I just found):



    Delicious, right?
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    (Original post by XcitingStuart)
    Yes, and probably for the greater good.
    Joking!!!
    Rude.
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    (Original post by Juichiro)
    Did Senpai notice you? <- RIGHT QUESTION
    Senpai still hasn't noticed me :cry2:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Guys I just ate another one. This one had a dog hair on it

    Strange considering my dog was put down during the summer...
    Right so we thought the first was an accident but clearly not you need help...

    Dude if it's making you worried stop bloody eating them.
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    (Original post by Simes)
    I hope you don't mean a 3 week old person from Malta.

    That would be wrong.
    What about a Maltese Malteaser? Hmm :holmes:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    OK, now things have got serious. Just found (and nommed) a Minstrel.

    I'd swear I haven't bought any of those within the last month :eek3:
    I bet someone's leaving a trail of old snacks to lead you to your doom, probably. Don't give in to the temptation. Be strong, Alexion :cool:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    ... that I found on the floor in my bedroom.

    Am I going to die now?!?! :eek4:
    Yes. Tell your family and friends the sad news and write a will leaving all your prized possessions to your 3nd cousin twice removed, for you may have only minutes before the toxins in the mutated Malteser freeze the blood in your veins and leave you a lifeless body on a cold stone floor.

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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Just in case anyone wanted to know exactly what it looked like (this is another I just found):



    Delicious, right?
    :puke:do you have no other food you could possibly eat?
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    (Original post by Little Popcorns)
    Right so we thought the first was an accident but clearly not you need help...

    Dude if it's making you worried stop bloody eating them.
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    I bet someone's leaving a trail of old snacks to lead you to your doom, probably. Don't give in to the temptation. Be strong, Alexion :cool:
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    :puke:do you have no other food you could possibly eat?
    I'm just tidying my bedroom and they keep appearing... I'm not even hungry!
    BUT IT'S SO HARD TO BIN THEM

    Though taking that pic of one that I posted above has definitely swayed me away from eating any more...
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    I'm just tidying my bedroom and they keep appearing... I'm not even hungry!
    BUT IT'S SO HARD TO BIN THEM

    Though taking that pic of one that I posted above has definitely swayed me away from eating any more...
    :rofl: PRSOM

    i better hurry up with the rep tho in case you snuff it
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    :rofl: PRSOM

    i better hurry up with the rep tho in case you snuff it
    Well, we've reached an hour and a half, and I still feel ok... I think I might pull through
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Well, we've reached an hour and a half, and I still feel ok... I think I might pull through
    omg i am so relieved otherwise i might have to have drafted in nurse cavniss from THG
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    What if it wasn't a malteaser and it was something else? *raises eyebrow*

    The thought makes me sick.

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