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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Haha thank you, thank you. You may be seated now
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Lol when you did what now?
    centrifugation:when you do this to cell samples:
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    centrifugation:when you do this to cell samples:
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    Lool I'm crying now - where the **** did the cat come from looool XP
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    Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?
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    They were re-alkene to get to know each other

    Okay, maybe I shouldn't try making my own jokes
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    (Original post by z33)
    Awh - stop it :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?
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    They were re-alkene to get to know each other

    Okay, maybe I shouldn't try making my own jokes
    Ehhhhhh - I get that one :ahee:. Didn't at first, but it's a good one XP
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Lool I'm crying now - where the **** did the cat come from looool XP
    well the cat has cells...
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    well the cat has cells...
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    Hmh - fair enough XP
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    You can't deny that jokes are a great way to diffuse the tension
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    I hope Ahmed766 realises how popular we're making his thread!
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?
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    They were re-alkene to get to know each other

    Okay, maybe I shouldn't try making my own jokes
    i don't get it ... i mean i get alkene and double bond but re-alkene to know each other? what's re-alkene...
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    (Original post by z33)
    i don't get it ... i mean i get alkene and double bond but re-alkene to know each other? what's re-alkene...
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    real keen, geddit?
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    Don't want to miss out on this chemistry banter, here's my joke;

    A photon checks into a hotel , the bell boy asks if he needs help with his luggage, photon replies " nah I'm travelling light"
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    I hope Ahmed766 realises how popular we're making his thread!
    I say the fame got to his head and he fainted :mmm:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    I say the fame got to his head and he fainted :mmm:
    :ahee: probably
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
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    real keen, geddit?
    OOOOOHHHH ohhhh hahah omg i'm so stupid yeah i get it :blushing::facepalm:

    i was like "ree-al-keen whut is dat?" haha
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    (Original post by stressed16)
    Don't want to miss out on this chemistry banter, here's my joke;

    A photon checks into a hotel , the bell boy asks if he needs help with his luggage, photon replies " nah I'm travelling light"
    more physics than chemistry but haha it's still good :lol:
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    (Original post by stressed16)
    Don't want to miss out on this chemistry banter, here's my joke;

    A photon checks into a hotel , the bell boy asks if he needs help with his luggage, photon replies " nah I'm travelling light"
    More physics really imo; still funny though
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    What is the show that caesium and iodine love watching together?
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    CSI
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    this thread is so hot it is denaturing my enzymes due to it breaking the hydrogen bonds in my tertiary layer and thus altering the shape of the active site so enzyme substrate complexes can no longer be formed :indiff:
 
 
 
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