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Why did the acid go to the gym?

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Reply 20
Original post by ravioliyears
Haha thank you, thank you. You may be seated now :tongue:


Original post by ravioliyears
Lol when you did what now?


centrifugation:when you do this to cell samples:

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Original post by CoolCavy
centrifugation:when you do this to cell samples:

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Lool I'm crying now - where the **** did the cat come from looool XP
Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?

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Awh - stop it :rolleyes:
Original post by BlueBlueBells
Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?

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Ehhhhhh - I get that one :ahee:. Didn't at first, but it's a good one XP
Original post by ravioliyears
Lool I'm crying now - where the **** did the cat come from looool XP


well the cat has cells...:biggrin:
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Original post by CoolCavy
well the cat has cells...:biggrin:
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Hmh - fair enough XP
You can't deny that jokes are a great way to diffuse the tension
I hope @Ahmed766 realises how popular we're making his thread!
Reply 30
Original post by BlueBlueBells
Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?

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i don't get it ... i mean i get alkene and double bond but re-alkene to know each other? what's re-alkene... :colondollar:
Original post by z33
i don't get it ... i mean i get alkene and double bond but re-alkene to know each other? what's re-alkene... :colondollar:

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Don't want to miss out on this chemistry banter, here's my joke;

A photon checks into a hotel , the bell boy asks if he needs help with his luggage, photon replies " nah I'm travelling light" :colone:
Original post by ravioliyears
I hope @Ahmed766 realises how popular we're making his thread!


I say the fame got to his head and he fainted :mmm:
Original post by thecatwithnohat
I say the fame got to his head and he fainted :mmm:


:ahee: probably
Reply 35
Original post by BlueBlueBells

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OOOOOHHHH ohhhh hahah omg i'm so stupid yeah i get it :blushing::facepalm:

i was like "ree-al-keen whut is dat?" haha
Reply 36
Original post by stressed16
Don't want to miss out on this chemistry banter, here's my joke;

A photon checks into a hotel , the bell boy asks if he needs help with his luggage, photon replies " nah I'm travelling light" :colone:


more physics than chemistry but haha it's still good :lol:
Original post by stressed16
Don't want to miss out on this chemistry banter, here's my joke;

A photon checks into a hotel , the bell boy asks if he needs help with his luggage, photon replies " nah I'm travelling light" :colone:


More physics really imo; still funny though
Reply 38
What is the show that caesium and iodine love watching together?

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this thread is so hot it is denaturing my enzymes due to it breaking the hydrogen bonds in my tertiary layer and thus altering the shape of the active site so enzyme substrate complexes can no longer be formed :indiff:

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