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    I couldn't remember the name for laybies so I said "sleepy lane".
    I couldn't remember the name for a mace so I said "bombyknocker"

    "He doesn't care about pink" - me

    (you need to know my name is India to understand this one)
    A person - Hello Asia
    Me - Fail, that's a continent, India is a country.
    Same person - Hello Africa
    Me - ...
    Person- oh wait..
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    (Original post by TonksTheCat)
    I couldn't remember the name for laybies so I said "sleepy lane".
    I couldn't remember the name for a mace so I said "bombyknocker"

    "He doesn't care about pink" - me

    (you need to know my name is India to understand this one)
    A person - Hello Asia
    Me - Fail, that's a continent, India is a country.
    Same person - Hello Africa
    Me - ...
    Person- oh wait..
    hahaa! :rofl: were they lucky the third time round? :mmm:
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    "Dyslexia isn't real"
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    hahaa! :rofl: were they lucky the third time round? :mmm:
    Yea they went for China (but I know a real person called China too)
    A lot of people are surprised that I don't like curry.
    Oh and I forgot "Whats the capital of Wales?" and "Is the Welsh national flower a Rose?"
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    (Original post by drowzee)
    "Omg Israel is a real place?! I thought it was fictional?!" :facepalm:
    Nooooo way :zomg: when they fictional, please don't tell me they used the Bible as an example :rofl: :rofl:


    (Original post by AzimH)
    This once came out of my friends mouth (No, I'm dead serious) "Is it true if one twin dies the other will die too?" Once I heard him say that, I knew I had to drop this dumbass from my clique.
    LOOOOOL this is similar to what my brother said yesterday!

    I asked him if he wished he were a twin (he was actually gong to be a twin, but the other sadly didn't make it) and he was like "no, I'd hate hearing the same thing said at the same time all the time"

    Me: :indiff: you do know you own your own brain right? :rofl:
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    (Original post by TonksTheCat)
    Yea they went for China (but I know a real person called China too)
    A lot of people are surprised that I don't like curry
    Curry is so tasty omg :coma: especially Thai green chicken curry :coma: yum.
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    (Original post by drowzee)
    "Omg Israel is a real place?! I thought it was fictional?!" :facepalm:
    wait....It's a real place ???
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    (Original post by Omni Vanitas)
    "A glass is a glass and a plate is a plate".

    - Mariano Rajoy, Spanish Prime Minister
    :rofl: :rofl: he reminds me of Jayden Smith so much:

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    all these TSR threads on white males being underacheiving and poor etc.
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    (Original post by OU Student)
    Friend: I'm surprised they don't have somewhere else in England, like Birmingham or Manchester
    Me: They have one in Cardiff
    Friend2: That's in another country

    I hadn't that long come back from there. :rolleyes:

    I once claimed that the water was wet. I was meant to say cold!
    Conversations like this really do make you wish Geography was compulsory for ALL pupils, there should be NO option whatsoever to drop it! :hmmm:

    That's hilarious though omg :rofl: water is wet, ya don't say Einstein?!?! :awesome:
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    One time, like 3/4 years ago now I was watching TV with my parents and I turned around and asked them what Obama's last name was...
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    (Original post by pizzad0gs)
    One time, like 3/4 years ago now I was watching TV with my parents and I turned around and asked them what Obama's last name was...


    I'm hoping the answer dawned on you the second the question left your mouth :rofl:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Conversations like this really do make you wish Geography was compulsory for ALL pupils, there should be NO option whatsoever to drop it! :hmmm:

    That's hilarious though omg :rofl: water is wet, ya don't say Einstein?!?! :awesome:


    I dropped Geography at GCSE. (I think you can tell?!)

    I think the term "engaging mouth before brain" springs to mind!
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    (Original post by alexschmalex)
    Earlier this year one of my 20 year old female friends asked me what a clitoris was, and the worst part is that she truly had no idea
    bet chance to go "Let me take the time to show you :sexface:"


    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Opened up a carton of orange juice and noticed it said shake well before use. Proceeded to violently shake the **** out of the carton as it rained vitamin C goodness over the kitchen and me
    :rofl: :rofl:

    omg did you know orange juice gets poured like this?! I only found out like a month ago :zomg:

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    Oh I just remembered back in year 8 when we were having some banter, this guy tried to make a rebuttal and said "go shove your p***s in your d**k" and we were like "wat.. listen to yourself" xDD
    (Original post by pizzad0gs)
    One time, like 3/4 years ago now I was watching TV with my parents and I turned around and asked them what Obama's last name was...
    Legend lmao

    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Opened up a carton of orange juice and noticed it said shake well before use. Proceeded to violently shake the **** out of the carton as it rained vitamin C goodness over the kitchen and me
    omggg no way!!
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)


    I'm hoping the answer dawned on you the second the question left your mouth :rofl:
    Sadly, no :facepalm: They looked at me weirdly for like 30 seconds before it clicked
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    "I can jump that"- me shortly before crashing down to earth from a wall and breaking my leg
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    Walking down the corridor behind two girls and I overheard one of them say: "have you ever noticed that after you drink water, you feel less thirsty?"
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Nooooo way :zomg: when they fictional, please don't tell me they used the Bible as an example :rofl: :rofl:




    LOOOOOL this is similar to what my brother said yesterday!

    I asked him if he wished he were a twin (he was actually gong to be a twin, but the other sadly didn't make it) and he was like "no, I'd hate hearing the same thing said at the same time all the time"

    Me: :indiff: you do know you own your own brain right? :rofl:
    LMAO xD Savage. But seriously, how can some people be so thick? Lol He done A levels at the time as well- it's no surprise he failed every subject
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    (Original post by Student403)
    Oh I just remembered back in year 8 when we were having some banter, this guy tried to make a rebuttal and said "go shove your p***s in your d**k" and we were like "wat.. listen to yourself" xDDLegend lmao



    omggg no way!!
    Awww man, them comebacks that reflect how long you had to think of them, RIP :rofl:
 
 
 
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